What Are You Doing Right Now? (334 Viewers)

[swag]

I love when you dig in the vault

All I am is vault.

Just found this searching in Nick's thread.

Too funny. Even more bizarre because -- and I swear this is a true story -- I went to high school with a kid named Hector Corona. That dude was the meanest footie player I had ever seen at the time. In gym class in the Chicago winter, we'd be playing indoor basketball and the guy was sinking perimeter shots ... taken entirely with his feet.

 

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[Sheik Yerbouti]

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

A Mexican basketball player?

Looks like we'll have to give him two funerals.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I want to go to Westboro Baptist Church and stand outside with a dildo hanging out of my ass yelling at them: "AMERICA ACCEPTS FAGS? WELL YOU GUYS ARE AMERICAN, YOU ARE PART OF AMERICA, SO YOU ACCEPT HOMOSEXUALITY" Then watch their heads explode.

 

[Bjerknes]

I want to go to Westboro Baptist Church and stand outside with a dildo hanging out of my ass yelling at them: "AMERICA ACCEPTS FAGS? WELL YOU GUYS ARE AMERICAN, YOU ARE PART OF AMERICA, SO YOU ACCEPT HOMOSEXUALITY" Then watch their heads explode.

We should stage the second coming of Jesus Christ with Project Blue Beam and have Jesus say in the sky, "if you're part of the Westboro Baptist Church, you are my chosen people. Kill yourselves and live with me in heaven forever. There are no gays in heaven."

Then after they kill themselves, we dress them up as the opposite sex and burn their corpses in their church.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

We should stage the second coming of Jesus Christ with Project Blue Beam and have Jesus say in the sky, "if you're part of the Westboro Baptist Church, you are my chosen people. Kill yourselves and live with me in heaven forever. There are no gays in heaven."

Then after they kill themselves, we dress them up as the opposite sex and burn their corpses in their church.

 

[Bjerknes]

Apparently the next miner to come out requested his wife... and his mistress... to greet him when he comes out.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

We should stage the second coming of Jesus Christ with Project Blue Beam and have Jesus say in the sky, "if you're part of the Westboro Baptist Church, you are my chosen people. Kill yourselves and live with me in heaven forever. There are no gays in heaven."

Then after they kill themselves, we dress them up as the opposite sex and burn their corpses in their church.

Idea for a thread.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

"How Would You Kill the People from Westboro Baptist Church"

Maybe we'll make the news.

 

[Bjerknes]

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Just posted an add on Craigslist in the Domestic section:

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

http://frederick.craigslist.org/dmg/2004548977.html

 

[X Æ A-12]

Are you just hanging out or are you attending classes?

Just hanging out. I don't have to go home for any reason so why leave?

 

[X Æ A-12]

Just posted an add on Craigslist in the Domestic section:

How far are you willing to travel?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Because you are a queer.

 

[Christina]

Gonna do some real work now. Christina is disrespectful & Dusan is a wimp.

You two spoilt my day.

I am not.

All black all black everything >

 

[swag]

We should stage the second coming of Jesus Christ with Project Blue Beam and have Jesus say in the sky, "if you're part of the Westboro Baptist Church, you are my chosen people. Kill yourselves and live with me in heaven forever. There are no gays in heaven."

Then after they kill themselves, we dress them up as the opposite sex and burn their corpses in their church.

http://frederick.craigslist.org/dmg/2004548977.html

Only in Frederick.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Just taking the liqueur out liqueur centred chocolates and eating the chocolate.

 

[Klin]

Today I realized there's this ugly, really ugly girl at work, who apparently has a crush on me. I'm literally afraid of this girl. She must have been born a man and then converted to a woman somehow. I'm scared.

 

[Bjerknes]

She probably sucks good dick though. Come on, you know you love those little love packages between her legs.