What Are You Doing Right Now? (558 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Earlier, some kids asked me outside a local liquor if I could buy them some beer. I told the two, "what do you take me for, an idiot?" Then he said, "yeah ok pal."

"I'm not your pal, PAL." As a fucking cop drives by...

That must have been a setup.

Very likely.

 

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[Delle Alpi]

Earlier, some kids asked me outside a local liquor if I could buy them some beer. I told the two, "what do you take me for, an idiot?" Then he said, "yeah ok pal."

"I'm not your pal, PAL." As a fucking cop drives by...

That must have been a setup.

happened to me on homecoming day, a first year student came to me, and said "hey Brrooo, could you get me a bottle of vodka"
I said, I am not your broooo, and NOOOO.

 

[Bjerknes]

Respect Brozzzaaa. Representing the D day n night.
Hey Dru, watch out, or I will KILL YOU.
You talk shit about Detroit and you will be..........

Word, kid.

He forgot you're from New York.

But likes Miami, the Red Sox, et cetera.

I know where he's from.

 

[Enron]

Poor guy.

 

[The Curr]

happened to me on homecoming day, a first year student came to me, and said "hey Brrooo, could you get me a bottle of vodka"
I said, I am not your broooo, and NOOOO.

People going to college who can't buy alcohol.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Earlier, some kids asked me outside a local liquor if I could buy them some beer. I told the two, "what do you take me for, an idiot?" Then he said, "yeah ok pal."

"I'm not your pal, PAL." As a fucking cop drives by...

That must have been a setup.

happened to me on homecoming day, a first year student came to me, and said "hey Brrooo, could you get me a bottle of vodka"
I said, I am not your broooo, and NOOOO.

Wow you guys are dicks. I used to shouldertap all the time.

 

[X Æ A-12]

People going to college who can't buy alcohol.

Almost half of Americans in college can't buy alcohol. Most people don't turn 21 until their third year.

 

[The Curr]

Almost half of Americans in college can't buy alcohol. Most people don't turn 21 until their third year.

That's what I meant. Crazy country.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Its not like it stops anyone who wants to drink though.

 

[Enron]

I used to buy booze for random kids. But only if they were quiet about it and didn't ask me in front of people in a parking lot.

One time this kid rolled up in his car and was like "yo dawg are you 21?" Right as I'm going into the grocery. I say "No, dude sorry".

I was buying booze for a party and had to buy like 150 dollars worth so I had it all in the cart when I came out of the store. Gave 'em the up-nod and loaded up and left.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Old enough to go to war, but not old enough to drink

 

[Christina]

Turkey is really dry.

 

[Delle Alpi]

People going to college who can't buy alcohol.

It's worth in the US, you have to be 21, while in you need to be 19 years old

Wow you guys are dicks. I used to shouldertap all the time.

I used to buy booze for random kids. But only if they were quiet about it and didn't ask me in front of people in a parking lot.

One time this kid rolled up in his car and was like "yo dawg are you 21?" Right as I'm going into the grocery. I say "No, dude sorry".

I was buying booze for a party and had to buy like 150 dollars worth so I had it all in the cart when I came out of the store. Gave 'em the up-nod and loaded up and left.

The kid was waiting infront of the store and loudly said, hey bro would you buy me some booz?. He needs to learn the art of buying anything illegally

 

[The Curr]

Turkey is really dry.

Really? I've never been there but they all look pretty greasy.

 

[X Æ A-12]

I used to buy booze for random kids. But only if they were quiet about it and didn't ask me in front of people in a parking lot.

One time this kid rolled up in his car and was like "yo dawg are you 21?" Right as I'm going into the grocery. I say "No, dude sorry".

I was buying booze for a party and had to buy like 150 dollars worth so I had it all in the cart when I came out of the store. Gave 'em the up-nod and loaded up and left.

Even I buy alc. for kids when I get shoulder tapped and I'm not even 21. Everytime I have been asked its always been girls though, I don't know if I would do it if a dude asked me.

 

[Enron]

Even I buy alc. for kids when I get shoulder tapped and I'm not even 21. Everytime I have been asked its always been girls though, I don't know if I would do it if a dude asked me.

Girls seem so much smarter about it. I don't think I've ever turned a girl down. They usually approach on the DL and don't advertise their intentions to the public and they know you keep the change. I've even had a girl kiss me and put money in my pocket before.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Yea girls seem more sketched out about it so they act cautious. And I'd never turn down cute high school girls.

 

[Fake Melo]

Even I buy alc. for kids when I get shoulder tapped and I'm not even 21. Everytime I have been asked its always been girls though, I don't know if I would do it if a dude asked me.

That sounds a bit fucked up, don't it?

 

[X Æ A-12]

No, not really.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Nick would.