Delle Alpi

Chemical Dean
May 26, 2009
8,679
Earlier, some kids asked me outside a local liquor if I could buy them some beer. I told the two, "what do you take me for, an idiot?" Then he said, "yeah ok pal."

"I'm not your pal, PAL." As a fucking cop drives by...

That must have been a setup.
happened to me on homecoming day, a first year student came to me, and said "hey Brrooo, could you get me a bottle of vodka"
I said, I am not your broooo, and NOOOO.
 

X Æ A-12

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Contributor
Sep 4, 2006
88,100
Earlier, some kids asked me outside a local liquor if I could buy them some beer. I told the two, "what do you take me for, an idiot?" Then he said, "yeah ok pal."

"I'm not your pal, PAL." As a fucking cop drives by...

That must have been a setup.
happened to me on homecoming day, a first year student came to me, and said "hey Brrooo, could you get me a bottle of vodka"
I said, I am not your broooo, and NOOOO.
Wow you guys are dicks. I used to shouldertap all the time.
 

Enron

Tickle Me
Moderator
Oct 11, 2005
75,686
I used to buy booze for random kids. But only if they were quiet about it and didn't ask me in front of people in a parking lot.

One time this kid rolled up in his car and was like "yo dawg are you 21?" Right as I'm going into the grocery. I say "No, dude sorry".

I was buying booze for a party and had to buy like 150 dollars worth so I had it all in the cart when I came out of the store. Gave 'em the up-nod and loaded up and left.
 

Delle Alpi

Chemical Dean
May 26, 2009
8,679
People going to college who can't buy alcohol. :crazy:
It's worth in the US, you have to be 21, while in you need to be 19 years old

Wow you guys are dicks. I used to shouldertap all the time.
I used to buy booze for random kids. But only if they were quiet about it and didn't ask me in front of people in a parking lot.

One time this kid rolled up in his car and was like "yo dawg are you 21?" Right as I'm going into the grocery. I say "No, dude sorry".

I was buying booze for a party and had to buy like 150 dollars worth so I had it all in the cart when I came out of the store. Gave 'em the up-nod and loaded up and left.
:agree:
The kid was waiting infront of the store and loudly said, hey bro would you buy me some booz?. He needs to learn the art of buying anything illegally
 

X Æ A-12

Senior Member
Contributor
Sep 4, 2006
88,100
I used to buy booze for random kids. But only if they were quiet about it and didn't ask me in front of people in a parking lot.

One time this kid rolled up in his car and was like "yo dawg are you 21?" Right as I'm going into the grocery. I say "No, dude sorry".

I was buying booze for a party and had to buy like 150 dollars worth so I had it all in the cart when I came out of the store. Gave 'em the up-nod and loaded up and left.
Even I buy alc. for kids when I get shoulder tapped and I'm not even 21. Everytime I have been asked its always been girls though, I don't know if I would do it if a dude asked me.
 

Enron

Tickle Me
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Oct 11, 2005
75,686
Even I buy alc. for kids when I get shoulder tapped and I'm not even 21. Everytime I have been asked its always been girls though, I don't know if I would do it if a dude asked me.
Girls seem so much smarter about it. I don't think I've ever turned a girl down. They usually approach on the DL and don't advertise their intentions to the public and they know you keep the change. I've even had a girl kiss me and put money in my pocket before.
 

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