What Are You Doing Right Now? (647 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

And thank god it's not a dry day!

 

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[Byrone]

I hate it when i use the toilet & the fucking bog roll is almost done for.

 

[.zero]

really? i would have compared it to a reverse Oreo cookie


just don't ask about the milk

Eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

And thank god it's not a dry day!

But its definitely a DRE day

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Fuck dre.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Bah, just came back from uni.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

If you're so sad about it, then why'd you come back?

 

[Dostoevsky]

If you're so sad about it, then why'd you come back?

Because there are no 100 hot chicks in my house

 

[Byrone]

If you're so sad about it, then why'd you come back?

The usual story. Dusan tries to seduce girls with green sandwiches & revealing his abs but the nasty "Osman was here" tattoo on his ass turns them off.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Byrone, what happened with that meeting?

 

[Byrone]

Byrone, what happened with that meeting?

He postponed my mouldy cheese cake, meeting up with him tonight for some drinks.

I'll talk business before getting my drank on though.

 

[Nicholas]

When a Director says they have a Friday meeting Dooz ignore him because he is bullshitting you

 

[Dostoevsky]

He postponed my mouldy cheese cake, meeting up with him tonight for some drinks.

I'll talk business before getting my drank on though.

Ah, good. Otherwise you'd say "We got a deal son, send us 4 hookers by the end of the week".

 

[.zero]

Fuck dre.

Hey!

The usual story. Dusan tries to seduce girls with green sandwiches & revealing his abs but the nasty "Osman was here" tattoo on his ass turns them off.

Yeah same old story

 

[Dostoevsky]

When a Director says they have a Friday meeting Dooz ignore him because he is bullshitting you

He's not lying. Why? Because he clinches his deals in a strip club

 

[Nicholas]

 

[Byrone]

When a Director says they have a Friday meeting Dooz ignore him because he is bullshitting you

That depends, if its after twelve you're spot on.

Ah, good. Otherwise you'd say "We got a deal son, send us 4 hookers by the end of the week".

Why hookers, when i can arrange ukranian wives for under 10k euros?

He's not lying. Why? Because he clinches his deals in a strip club

Bah!

Only if the deal will bring in profit over 100k. No point in using company funds for chump change.

 

[.zero]

Its gonna be a crazy gluttonous, booze infested sports weekend. State fair with all the deep fried selections you could imagine. Dusan, you would love it.

Tomorrow night is FSU @ The Canes and then on Sunday it will be the G-Unit vs. the wife’s Texans.

Civil war!

 

[Dostoevsky]

Only if the deal will bring in profit over 100k. No point in using company funds for chump change.

Bah, that seems too huge. I hope that guy doesn't share your view

 

[Byrone]

Bah, that seems too huge. I hope that guy doesn't share your view

It's not Dusan. Remember i have to pay all sorts of taxes plus customs officials are very hungry ma'fuckers much like yourself.

I'll be back. Gotta pick up some stuff from the pharmacy.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Thinking about creating a website sort of like fmylife.com or textsfromlastnight.com, what do you guys think/what are your ideas?