What Are You Doing Right Now? (447 Viewers)

[Byrone]

I'm surprised you've not built up some contacts in Customs B especially considering you're in the export trade.

I have. I lost touch with some of my old contacts & some of them moved into private business.

These days customs officials are being closely monitored.

i tell you what is worse,walking into a toilet,smelling a god awful smell and realising that someone let 95% of their bowel go,sitting down.....and teh seat is still warm

You should cover the damn seat with two coats of bog roll.

i just got a beckham parfume...not bad at all

That's pretty gay. Next you'll be dressing like Will.i.am & dancing like a backstreet boy.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Byrone]

Leu d'issey- classic

Try Comme de garsons. Use it after you shower & good to go.

 

[Nicholas]

I have. I lost touch with some of my old contacts & some of them moved into private business.

These days customs officials are being closely monitored.

Word,

We used to have five contacts now we only have two.

 

[Byrone]

Word,

We used to have five contacts now we only have two.

Do you also have those blind customs auctions at the ports?

One of my old contacts advised me to go after one of the shipping containers a few years back but i had way too many issues going on.

Another import/export guy bought the container for 25k pounds & the damn thing had two friggin ferraris. Was kinda pissed off i didn't get that one.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Ah perfumes...

Armani - Attitude

Paco Rabanne - Million

My favorites.

You, too, are gay.

Only Eastern Europeans wear colognes, because they naturally smell like my crotch.

 

[Bisco]

morning gents!!

i've been watching banged up abroad all week long ( and before dusan or fred use there imagination its about people who get locked up in prisons abroad mainly for smuggling drugs) and god are some of the people on that show weirdly naive!!! ( dont want to use stupid bec some of them are pretty set up by husbands, and boy friends but come on!!! there are a million things to do if u feel u might be used to smuggle drugs through borders!! like try reaching yr embassy in that country!!! go to a police station and tell them yr story at least when the shit hits the fan u dont get ass raped bec dear god prisons in south america are easily hell on earth!! u feel like a genius watching the stories being told but u cant help it but feel sorry for the victims and in the same time think to yr self they r pretty stupid.

 

[Nicholas]

Do you also have those blind customs auctions at the ports?

One of my old contacts advised me to go after one of the shipping containers a few years back but i had way too many issues going on.

Another import/export guy bought the container for 25k pounds & the damn thing had two friggin ferraris. Was kinda pissed off i didn't get that one.

Not that I've heard we do.

Sounds very intriguing though.

 

[Gabriel]

 

[Byrone]

morning gents!!

i've been watching banged up abroad all week long ( and before dusan or fred use there imagination its about people who get locked up in prisons abroad mainly for smuggling drugs) and god are some of the people on that show weirdly naive!!! ( dont want to use stupid bec some of them are pretty set up by husbands, and boy friends but come on!!! there are a million things to do if u feel u might be used to smuggle drugs through borders!! like try reaching yr embassy in that country!!! go to a police station and tell them yr story at least when the shit hits the fan u dont get ass raped bec dear god prisons in south america are easily hell on earth!! u feel like a genius watching the stories being told but u cant help it but feel sorry for the victims and in the same time think to yr self they r pretty stupid.

Yeah its pretty bad. I've seen so many girls here that have gone to sao paulo or rio to "deliver" packages. Some are completely oblivious to whats happening & some are just desperate.

Unfortunately for SA citizens, if you get caught with drugs knowingly or not, you're on your own.One thing for sure is that prisons here are like five star hotels in south america.

Not that I've heard we do.

Sounds very intriguing though.

It really is. They are mainly containers that haven't been collected for longer than a month. You could pay exorbitant amounts for a container filled with tube socks or pay peanuts for a container loaded with luxury items.

It's all a gamble but if you have the cash, you gotta come good with at least 1 out of four bids.

 

[Bisco]

Yeah its pretty bad. I've seen so many girls here that have gone to sao paulo or rio to "deliver" packages. Some are completely oblivious to whats happening & some are just desperate.

Unfortunately for SA citizens, if you get caught with drugs knowingly or not, you're on your own.One thing for sure is that prisons here are like five star hotels in south america.

yeah thats the case 90% of the time B they either give in for money ( cos they r broke and want fast cash by all means) or they r tricked into it ( thats the saddest bit to be honest!) usually they get caught as they leacve south america bec i believe it shows on you if u r doing sth wrong!! not to mention there are dogs in customs so when u leave yr bag at the counter it goes to a hall downstairs where dogs sniff around before it gets loaded up and before u know it u might make it to the gate or even the plane before hell is unleashed.

i thought prisons in the arab world were lowest of all lows but turns out south america takes low ( when it comes to prisons) to a whole new level! pretty scary no matter how strong, commanding, or tough u look u turn into a baby girl with in hours over there.


when i mentioned the embassy bit i meant, playing along with the main smugglers and then finding a means to reach yr embassy and explaining the circumstances u were put under. sure u will be held responsible but it makes yr position soo much better in the end of the day at least u have some one with u which is totally different from going thru this all on yr own ( once the customs get u u r battered with questions ( and god forbid u cant speak the language u r proper fucked )

off course this does'nt apply to us big man B hell if it was the egyptain embassy they will join the customs and fuck u over!! but the cases shown in this programme are from england, australia, the us ( except one episode a girl was caught in cuba!!!! ( proper fucked) and i was thinking to my self if i had a red or blue passport f*** the world i'm going to my embassy pronto

 

[Nicholas]

Yeah, seems like it.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI7FZ8RG4Rg&feature=player_embedded

Best comment on that is: "He goes to the basement!"

 

[Nicholas]

 

[Byrone]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI7FZ8RG4Rg&feature=player_embedded

yeah thats the case 90% of the time B they either give in for money ( cos they r broke and want fast cash by all means) or they r tricked into it ( thats the saddest bit to be honest!) usually they get caught as they leacve south america bec i believe it shows on you if u r doing sth wrong!! not to mention there are dogs in customs so when u leave yr bag at the counter it goes to a hall downstairs where dogs sniff around before it gets loaded up and before u know it u might make it to the gate or even the plane before hell is unleashed.

i thought prisons in the arab world were lowest of all lows but turns out south america takes low ( when it comes to prisons) to a whole new level! pretty scary no matter how strong, commanding, or tough u look u turn into a baby girl with in hours over there.


when i mentioned the embassy bit i meant, playing along with the main smugglers and then finding a means to reach yr embassy and explaining the circumstances u were put under. sure u will be held responsible but it makes yr position soo much better in the end of the day at least u have some one with u which is totally different from going thru this all on yr own ( once the customs get u u r battered with questions ( and god forbid u cant speak the language u r proper fucked )

off course this does'nt apply to us big man B hell if it was the egyptain embassy they will join the customs and fuck u over!! but the cases shown in this programme are from england, australia, the us ( except one episode a girl was caught in cuba!!!! ( proper fucked) and i was thinking to my self if i had a red or blue passport f*** the world i'm going to my embassy pronto

There was a documentary a few weeks back here, showing how some of the girls got caught. There was an alarming amount of girls from SA that didn't even know what was going on. They were convinced they were going for an interview in Brazilsergio or that the nigerian guys loved them & was spoiling them. I mean, i don't trust any nigerians for shit, i know its a gross generalization but they are shady mother fuckers.

When they take the girls to the airports they take the bags to have them wrapped & then hide the drugs in hidden compartments. Honestly, i don't know if it boils down to being naive or just being plain dumb.

One another note, the prisons in south america are full of woman with babies. Thats pretty fucking bad, over here, if you have a baby in prison, the kid goes to relatives or to social services. It's hard enough trying to avoid being shanked, now you have to avoid having your baby stabbed or molested.

Asian prisons are also hectic i believe, especially malaysia & thailand. They don't fuck around there, you bring in drugs, you're gonna sit for life.

Yeah people from USA & England are pretty lucky in that regard. Here the president had a live broadcast on national television with the Brazilian president & said, any citizens that get caught there, are on their own.So i won't be getting up to any mischief in south america at any point of my life.

 

[.zero]

Just got out of a long ass meeting

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Nice, how do you have a meeting about the length of one's ass?

 

[blondu]

That's pretty gay. Next you'll be dressing like Will.i.am & dancing like a backstreet boy.

don't make me throw it out in the neighbourhood dog

 

[Bisco]

There was a documentary a few weeks back here, showing how some of the girls got caught. There was an alarming amount of girls from SA that didn't even know what was going on. They were convinced they were going for an interview in Brazilsergio or that the nigerian guys loved them & was spoiling them. I mean, i don't trust any nigerians for shit, i know its a gross generalization but they are shady mother fuckers.

When they take the girls to the airports they take the bags to have them wrapped & then hide the drugs in hidden compartments. Honestly, i don't know if it boils down to being naive or just being plain dumb.

One another note, the prisons in south america are full of woman with babies. Thats pretty fucking bad, over here, if you have a baby in prison, the kid goes to relatives or to social services. It's hard enough trying to avoid being shanked, now you have to avoid having your baby stabbed or molested.

Asian prisons are also hectic i believe, especially malaysia & thailand. They don't fuck around there, you bring in drugs, you're gonna sit for life.

Yeah people from USA & England are pretty lucky in that regard. Here the president had a live broadcast on national television with the Brazilian president & said, any citizens that get caught there, are on their own.So i won't be getting up to any mischief in south america at any point of my life.

yeah heard turkey and thailand are up there with Venezuela, Mexico, and Ecuador.

where as i agree its pretty mean to have it spelled out to u on tv ,that should u get caught there u r on yr own but i have to admit u guys had the luxury of having yr president go on tv and say it. over here its common sense u r on yr own if u get f***** over!! oh if u r in trouble its always better not to call them bec they might ruin it even more a little ass kissing could do more benefit to yr case than calling them to come over and get u some good deal.

 

[Dostoevsky]

You, too, are gay.

Only Eastern Europeans wear colognes, because they naturally smell like my crotch.

No, Americans are just weird.

 

[Byrone]

don't make me throw it out in the neighbourhood dog

What were you thinking?

You should buy this for your next gf.


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