Gabriel

Killed By Death
May 23, 2010
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Elaborate Chelsea-boy.
I stumbled upon a post from some catholic dude saying that football is satanic (it's in spanish but i'll translate).

Satan is everywhere, a song, an internet page and a sport is also suitable for him.

With all the violence and nonsense, football makes me believe that it has a connection with "the evil one"

See this list with solid arguments that prove football's real intentions:

1) Football makes people stupid: In football you can see a group of people screaming like monkeys to support a team, you can see people screaming at a player when they see him on tv, without knowing he can't hear them. In a minute they yell at him compliments and in the next they insult him because he played bad for seconds.

2) The referees are homosexual: he takes a whistle to his mouth and blows it, taking into account that a whistle is an instrument that resembles a small penis. He also watchs the player's legs and they say he has sex with them after the match.

3) The goals are satanic: they resemble the gates of hell.

4) There are athletes who take drugs, for example: Maradona (who is also known as Maradrug)

5) Football divides people: it does what satan wants. You can see how people from different countries insult between themselves over their NTs or small teams instead of enjoying the life god gave them and praying, they prefer to insult. Why? because of 22 men running after a stupid ball.

6) Football takes money from the church: If everyone stopped wasting their money watching football games on tv or going to the stadiums, they would have to go to church more and leave much more money there. Everyone would be happier and there would be less atheists. The pope would smile more frequently and god would forgive our sins because we help the church who needs us and has no money.

7)If you don't know, i'll tell you. Footballs have satanic charge: they mantain in the place where they play because of "gravity" (i'll later make a post refuting scientific arguments). If balls were approved by god they would rocket into the sky.

8) I've never heard that jesus played football, that proves that he doesn't approves this sport, bear in mind that jesus is not a stupid atheist.

9) Homosexuality is very common in football.

Seriously, what the fuck? :sergio:
 

.zero

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Aug 8, 2006
82,907
Rubicon is supposed to be a really good show

I'm trying get into this

Me like

There is nothing I would like more than to blow them all away with my Dad's M14. Cops be killing all my fun:depressed


These Turkeys are skinny and diseased, they wouldn't be good to eat. Still would be fun to shoot though.
Lock and load babayyyy

ßöмßäяðîëя;2652563 said:
It's all gay and whack...
Just like choppin woooooooooood
 

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