What Are You Doing Right Now? (605 Viewers)

[Red]

What breed, if you don't mind me asking?

A westie.

 

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[Dragon]

Perfect for Fred.

Jaaaaaaajajajajaja

 

[X Æ A-12]

Perfect for Fred.

You mean Albert.

I was about to write something but Tahir has been sensitive lately.

 

[Fred]

In my country, 40 year olds marry 18 year olds, so it isn't that far fetched.

 

[Gabriel]

In my country, 40 year olds marry 18 year olds, so it isn't that far fetched.

But you're the same age as her.

 

[Alen]

I do get out, a lot actually. Football is not why i don't get pussy, and i doubt someone would tell you he doesn't get pussy if he's trying and failing. Keyword being trying

Plus, football is on Saturdays and Sundays, unlike you, our weekend is Friday and Saturday, so people here go out on Thursdays and Friday's.

It's not like you or the girls will be working during the week. In early 20's weekend and weekdays are almost the same.

Less football, more women, Fred.
Try some UAE girls first so you'll shine on the first night with your Libyan wife.

 

[Alen]

In my country, 40 year olds marry 18 year olds, so it isn't that far fetched.

In Italy 73 year olds have sex with 18 year olds and they're heroes of the male population.

You lose.

 

[Fred]

It's not like you or the girls will be working during the week. In early 20's weekend and weekdays are almost the same.

Less football, more women, Fred.
Try some UAE girls first so you'll shine on the first night with your Libyan wife.

You know very much why that doesn't happen. We've been through this before

Try some UAE girls? If you don't drive a Land Cruiser and have 5 Million dollars in your account, you can't even get near a UAE girl mate.

 

[Dragon]

What about Asma? She liked you! Have you met her yet?

 

[Fred]

In Italy 73 year olds have sex with 18 year olds and they're heroes of the male population.

You lose.

Story of our lives man, Italians have been fucking us over for the past two centuries.

T

 

[Sadomin]

You know very much why that doesn't happen. We've been through this before

Try some UAE girls? If you don't drive a Land Cruiser and have 5 Million dollars in your account, you can't even get near a UAE girl mate.

Of course you need that to get close to them. They live in a bloody desert, 4-wheel drive and a helicopter is an absolute necessity.

 

[X Æ A-12]

I'm sure Fred doesn't need love advice from lonely people who spend their nights browsing internet forums.

 

[Alen]

Story of our lives man, Italians have been fucking us over for the past two centuries.

And it happens only because you were the leftovers. There was nothing else for them up there in Africa.

You're fucked up leftovers.














Ok, from this minute on in the next 7 days I don't tease you and don't make any jokes. I'll be your biggest supporter.

 

[Fred]

Of course you need that to get close to them. They live in a bloody desert, 4-wheel drive and a helicopter is an absolute necessity.

They live a lot better than most European countries

 

[Fred]

And it happens only because you were the leftovers. There was nothing else for them up there in Africa.

You're fucked up leftovers.














Ok, from this minute on in the next 7 days I don't tease you and don't make any jokes. I'll be your biggest supporter.

Fuck you

 

[Sadomin]

They live a lot better than most European countries

Obviously, if they have 5 million in the bank.

 

[Fred]

Obviously, if they have 5 million in the bank.

You should see how much it costs to marry an Emirati girl. You'd be shocked.

Some of my Emirati friends are seriously contemplating marrying foreign girls because its way too expensive to marry a girl from his country.

 

[Alen]

You should see how much it costs to marry an Emirati girl. You'd be shocked.

Some of my Emirati friends are seriously contemplating marrying foreign girls because its way too expensive to marry a girl from his country.

Yay, explain these weddings better. What is it that makes them so expensive?

 

[Gabriel]

You should see how much it costs to marry an Emirati girl. You'd be shocked.

Some of my Emirati friends are seriously contemplating marrying foreign girls because its way too expensive to marry a girl from his country.

So, refined prostitution?

 

[Sadomin]

You should see how much it costs to marry an Emirati girl. You'd be shocked.

Some of my Emirati friends are seriously contemplating marrying foreign girls because its way too expensive to marry a girl from his country.

They should come to Sweden. Finding a girl costs:

1. Nice shirt - 50€
2. Chewing gum - 1€
3. Alcohol - 10€
4. Club entrance free - 12€
5. More alcohol - 40€
6. Pack of condoms - 6€

Or in worst case:

6. Text messaging - 1€
7. Pack of condoms - 6€