I think I might have avoided shit because of my swagger. I walk like a badass, even though I'm clearly not. I'm a douche. I'm not hardcore at all. If I was in Belgrade, I'd die. But if you carry yourself well you won't have to worry about anything. I guess that's why I got away with so much nonsense.
Seriously, I can think of 20 times I could have been fucked up, Burke will attest.