Bjerknes

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Mar 16, 2004
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Show up to his house holding matched and sipping a can of Pennzoil.
I don't have to do that. Usually they are roid heads with a bit too much testosterone intake that actually turns into estrogen. So when the bark comes to bite, it's usually bark. Again, I've been in this sort of bullshit every other weekend at my college, and it always cools itself off. Honestly, I don't understand how I didn't get the shit kicked out of me by my mouth at Penn State. For some reason, despite all the stories of people getting assaulted in the streets daily, I somehow got lucky.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
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I think I might have avoided shit because of my swagger. I walk like a badass, even though I'm clearly not. I'm a douche. I'm not hardcore at all. If I was in Belgrade, I'd die. But if you carry yourself well you won't have to worry about anything. I guess that's why I got away with so much nonsense.

Seriously, I can think of 20 times I could have been fucked up, Burke will attest.
 

Quetzalcoatl

It ain't hard to tell
Aug 22, 2007
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I think I might have avoided shit because of my swagger. I walk like a badass, even though I'm clearly not. I'm a douche. I'm not hardcore at all. If I was in Belgrade, I'd die. But if you carry yourself well you won't have to worry about anything. I guess that's why I got away with so much nonsense.
That's true. Not that you're a douche. Well, maybe you are. But acting confident makes the difference.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
117,294
That's true. Not that you're a douche. Well, maybe you are. But acting confident makes the difference.
It's mostly walking home at night. Every Friday and Saturday, three people get fucked up in my old college town. That's a fact. Random acts of idiocy, out in the suburbs as well. Makes no sense. But I guess some have to try to act like thugs.
 

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