What Are You Doing Right Now? (149 Viewers)

[Seven]

I don't understand, jasper, I thought you were the poker champion of your uni and now your girl leaves you?

Your friend's a wanker and she's just fucked up, that's what I make of it all TBH.

 

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[Sheik Yerbouti]

Nope. I did have orientation and training, so had to stay.

 

[IrishZebra]

I don't understand, jasper, I thought you were the poker champion of your uni and now your girl leaves you?
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Dear god I want to get drunk with you sometime.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Umm, well she eventually came over when I had another girl here and she got pissed and stopped talking to me for awhile, but every other night she texts me really late to see if I answer and I never do.

So I guess it worked itself out.

you have a stalker? Why not just bang and ignore.

 

[Seven]

you have a stalker? Why not just bang and ignore.

How many hot girls have stalked you in your lifetime?

 

[IrishZebra]

If they were hot they wouldn't need to stalk.

 

[Seven]

If they were hot they wouldn't need to stalk.

Indeed. So Burke has a 500 pound female gorilla stalking him and Badfish suggests having sex. I can see where Burke is coming from here.

 

[X Æ A-12]

How many hot girls have stalked you in your lifetime?

One, she was an Ex with attachment issues.

 

[Seven]

One, she was an Ex with attachment issues.

That is such an ego booster.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Indeed. So Burke has a 500 pound female gorilla stalking him and Badfish suggests having sex. I can see where Burke is coming from here.

Maybe, I assumed a witty guy like Burke would have the ladies chasing him. There's a few hotties on his facebook too.

 

[X Æ A-12]

That is such an ego booster.

Not really, she just wanted somebody to listen to her bitch about her problems with her dad and tell her she was pretty.

She was attached to me because I was the only male figure in her life that was nice to her.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Just picked up Red Dead, anyone else played it?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Just picked up Red Dead, anyone else played it?

i know a few of the developers and some of the dudes that did the voice and acting

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

you have a stalker? Why not just bang and ignore.

I tried, but I'm a drunkard and my mind sometimes makes bad decisions.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Not really, she just wanted somebody to listen to her bitch about her problems with her dad and tell her she was pretty.

She was attached to me because I was the only male figure in her life that was nice to her.

a good friend you are

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

i know a few of the developers and some of the dudes that did the voice and acting

Word up, broski.

 

[X Æ A-12]

a good friend you are

Is that sarcastic? The first bit I said was somewhat dick but I was actually pretty nice to her until we broke up and she wouldn't leave me alone.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Indeed. So Burke has a 500 pound female gorilla stalking him and Badfish suggests having sex. I can see where Burke is coming from here.

 

[Ford Prefect]

sorry to lower the tone, but i feel fucking awful

 

[JBF]

Well one thing's for sure is that I won't lose mine. I was just hired into the new process as a few people had already quit, so they need more people.

I know man I was just messing. Wishing you the best in your new position :toast: