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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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I've got a mutual fund my parents set up for me when I was a wee little boy, and while I was still in college they wouldn't let me transfer those funds into my own account. Now that I'm out of college my father not only says I can, but actually encourages me to take on that capital and put it into my own trading account. I didn't even have to ask.

:disagree:

Damnit. What the fuck difference does it make? I could have shorted the market into oblivion in 2008.

ROR = probably -10%.

Ugh.
I should have told your parents about the Swag Valance Mattress Fund. Founded in 1994 and has held an amazing 0% growth over the past 16 years. :greed:

Jasper has bought a Chinese mail order bride.
I hate those things. All it takes is a little tug with the pulleys and their arms come off and you have to order a new one. :(
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
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I should have told your parents about the Swag Valance Mattress Fund. Founded in 1994 and has held an amazing 0% growth over the past 16 years. :greed:



I hate those things. All it takes is a little tug with the pulleys and their arms come off and you have to order a new one. :(
Funny thing is, you're old enough to be my dad.

No offense my man. :D
 

icemaη

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