What Are You Doing Right Now? (1,021 Viewers)

[Sarah]

Congrats on graduating Burke!

 

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[Martin]

Stuck in my airplane at JFK for the past hour. Kind of getting a bit restless sitting on a runway. I want to be in BCN already.

Weren't you in Barcelona just days ago? What happened, they kicked you out?

 

[swag]

Stuck in my airplane at JFK for the past hour. Kind of getting a bit restless sitting on a runway. I want to be in BCN already.

Give it a few minutes before Homeland Security finally yanks off that Pakistani Corey Haim lookalike from seat 22B.

 

[Sarah]

Weren't you in Barcelona just days ago? What happened, they kicked you out?

Nope I've been in the states to visit family and watch my sister graduate. Now that is all done with I'm heading back to work and having a life again. It was killing me having all this free time hence my time to actually waste on Juventuz.

 

[Ford Prefect]

Does Burke harrass everyones girlfriends or am i the lucky one?

 

[Martin]

Nope I've been in the states to visit family and watch my sister graduate. Now that is all done with I'm heading back to work and having a life again. It was killing me having all this free time hence my time to actually waste on Juventuz.

If you are saying what I think you're saying you better think again, sister! You are not leaving here, no sir!

 

[Nicholas]

Does Burke harrass everyones girlfriends or am i the lucky one?

Maybe it's the other way around.

 

[Ford Prefect]

Maybe it's the other way around.

 

[Bjerknes]

Stuck in my airplane at JFK for the past hour. Kind of getting a bit restless sitting on a runway. I want to be in BCN already.

Tell your pilot to avoid that upper level turbulence and 5000 square kilometer area of ash.

Oh, and tell him to put down the drink, too.

 

[Sarah]

Give it a few minutes before Homeland Security finally yanks off that Pakistani Corey Haim lookalike from seat 22B.

If you are saying what I think you're saying you better think again, sister! You are not leaving here, no sir!

Didn't say I'm leaving here totally...just going to be much less active than I am lately. Whatever that means

 

[Dragon]

Men are just as shallow as women.

Yesterday I ran into a friend of mine at a club and he asked me to dance. However we were talking to a mutual female friend of ours and she needed a partner to dance, so my friend told a friend of his to ask the girl to dance and he said no because "she is fat"

 

[Nicholas]

Men are just as shallow as women.

Yesterday I ran into a friend of mine at a club and he asked me to dance. However we were talking to a mutual female friend of ours and she needed a partner to dance, so my friend told a friend of his to ask the girl to dance and he said no because "she is fat"

Whats wrong with that?

 

[Fred]

WHAT UP, CHINKS, I'M A COLLEGE GRADUATE!

Congrats mate!

In about a month ill be a college graduate too. Exciting times

In one weeks time

Give it a few minutes before Homeland Security finally yanks off that Pakistani Corey Haim lookalike from seat 22B.

Men are just as shallow as women.

Yesterday I ran into a friend of mine at a club and he asked me to dance. However we were talking to a mutual female friend of ours and she needed a partner to dance, so my friend told a friend of his to ask the girl to dance and he said no because "she is fat"

Her fault for eating too much and/or not hitting the gym.

 

[Dragon]

Whats wrong with that?

Nothing is. Just proves my point that men are as superficial as women!

 

[Nicholas]

Nothing is. Just proves my point that men are as superficial as women!

Thats true, but I think certain lads like to keep their reputation intact. Dancing with heavy girls just does not cut it.

 

[Bjerknes]

 

[Nicholas]

I'm a wanker? do please elaborate.

 

[Bjerknes]

I'm a wanker? do please elaborate.

Yes, you are a wanker, you wanker.

But I was wanking it to this dumb discussion.

 

[Dragon]

You should go and wank it to the hanful of dumb discussions you get caught up into everyday

 

[X Æ A-12]

Or better yet wank it to something worth wanking it to.


Congrats on graduating, Burke. Did you man up and streak the ceremony?