What Are You Doing Right Now? (129 Viewers)

[Byrone]

I had such a relaxing day today.It was amazing,my client took me to a retreat & i had a mud bath(i didn't fart) & a looooong body massage with no happy ending.It was exactly what i needed.I had way too much tension built up in my body.

 

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[Christina]

I had such a relaxing day today.It was amazing,my client took me to a retreat & i had a mud bath(i didn't fart) & a looooong body massage with no happy ending.It was exactly what i needed.I had way too much tension built up in my body.

Doesn't sound very relaxing if you had to hold in your farts.

 

[Byrone]

Doesn't sound very relaxing if you had to hold in your farts.

That's because i detoxed the day before & didn't wanna make the mud turn green.

 

[Christina]

That's because i detoxed the day before & didn't wanna make the mud turn green.

I just ate, and this is disturbing me.

 

[Byrone]

I just ate, and this is disturbing me.

You had to probe & lead me to answer.

How has your weekend been so far?

 

[Christina]

You had to probe & lead me to answer.

How has your weekend been so far?

I think I went too far.

Boring so far. Worked this morning, took a nap, work again tomorrow morning. What are you doing for Valentines? :eyebrows:

 

[Byrone]

I think I went too far.

Boring so far. Worked this morning, took a nap, work again tomorrow morning. What are you doing for Valentines? :eyebrows:

Nothing.Theres a perfectly good excuse to buy chocolates & eat them. I hope Bes & Lion didn't try their luck with you.

 

[Snoop]

I hate Valentine!

 

[Alen]

I hate Valentine!

So would I if I never had who to celebrate it with.

 

[Byrone]

Shut up! You have no romantic bone in your body. Tomorrow i'll have a nice Valentines day thread for everybody.

 

[X Æ A-12]

I hate Valentine!

Same, just another excuse to remind us single people of how lonely we are

 

[Snoop]

So would I if I never had who to celebrate it with.

I am celebrating it with my friend (guy), and he is sleeping now. we were in the car at 00:00, when I saw the time at that moment, I was so FML

 

[Byrone]

I don't understand you single guys.Whats the deal,you had enough time to prepare from November till now.

Couples usually break up between November & January & the girls are all ears during February.I work too much & thats why i indulge in sweets & fast foods.Thank God for Christina,Dru,Dusan,Asif & Rab.

 

[Snoop]

I don't understand you single guys.Whats the deal,you had enough time to prepare from November till now.

Couples usually break up between November & January & the girls are all ears during February.I work too much & thats why i indulge in sweets & fast foods.Thank God for Christina,Dru,Dusan,Asif & Rab.

Yeah, just like your failure with JBF, cut the bullshit, admit it, you are a reject

 

[Christina]

Nothing.Theres a perfectly good excuse to buy chocolates & eat them. I hope Bes & Lion didn't try their luck with you.

Just eating a whole cake by yourself then? No biggie.

Shut up! You have no romantic bone in your body. Tomorrow i'll have a nice Valentines day thread for everybody.

That should be interesting.

 

[Christina]

Wow, people are so dumb.

 

[Byrone]

Yeah, just like your failure with JBF, cut the bullshit, admit it, you are a reject

That i admit but wait untill i get to Jordan & have surprise sex with him.Then we'll see who feels like rubbish afterwards.

Just eating a whole cake by yourself then? No biggie.

This work stuff makes me depressed & black forest cake makes me feel better.

You on the other hand,will be struggling with all those cards,flowers,chocolates & gifts you're gonna get.Don't break too many hearts,Dusan was brutal enough.

Wow, people are so dumb.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SflqPlSQElw

Good grief.

 

[Christina]

That i admit but wait untill i get to Jordan & have surprise sex with him.Then we'll see who feels like rubbish afterwards.



This work stuff makes me depressed & black forest cake makes me feel better.

You on the other hand,will be struggling with all those cards,flowers,chocolates & gifts you're gonna get.Don't break too many hearts,Dusan was brutal enough.



Good grief.

Hardly. Nah, I'm probably just gonna go for dinner with my friend. I'm still not legal age.

 

[Byrone]

Hardly. Nah, I'm probably just gonna go for dinner with my friend. I'm still not legal age.

Don't be modest.

Say what? What did you have in mind,if you were legal? All the best restaurants will be fully booked,thats expected on valentines day.So are you gonna have a nice romantic evening at mcdonalds or burger king?

 

[Christina]

Don't be modest.

Say what? What did you have in mind,if you were legal? All the best restaurants will be fully booked,thats expected on valentines day.So are you gonna have a nice romantic evening at mcdonalds or burger king?

:sick:

I don't eat that shit. Maybe I'll cook.