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I'm a poor salesman. I regulary drive away a number of (potential) customers daily, because they're bothering me. Read the sign, it says wholesale only!! That's my first statement to every customer. :D
 

Martin

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Dec 31, 2000
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I'm a poor salesman. I regulary drive away a number of (potential) customers daily, because they're bothering me. Read the sign, it says wholesale only!! That's my first statement to every customer. :D
So you're saying if it wasn't for you your family would have twice as much money? :D
 

Azzurri7

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Dec 16, 2003
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An employee here is challenging me for a football match tomorrow. I couldn't reject him because then he'll say "oh well, Patron's boy is a chicken" and I can't let someone even think like this, so I accepted.

Thing is last night we played a game (University match), and we are exhausted(me and my mates) and I don't know if we'll recover by tomorrow.

I can't loose this game tomorrow because then everyone will have this howler look towards me.

Whatdoyouthink
pleasediscuss
byebye
 

Martin

Senior Member
Dec 31, 2000
56,913
An employee here is challenging me for a football match tomorrow. I couldn't reject him because then he'll say "oh well, Patron's boy is a chicken" and I can't let someone even think like this, so I accepted.

Thing is last night we played a game (University match), and we are exhausted(me and my mates) and I don't know if we'll recover by tomorrow.

I can't loose this game tomorrow because then everyone will have this howler look towards me.

Whatdoyouthink
pleasediscuss
byebye
You can play only if you are cleared by the juventus medical team
 

Azzurri7

Pinturicchio
Moderator
Dec 16, 2003
72,691
I can run at full speed for 6 seconds (I can run at any speed for 9 seconds), then I need a rest.

So pass me the ball on a counter, I'll go for it.
A rest like take a seat outside and relax?:D


I wont pass you the ball on a counter. I might give you a penalty kick to take. You don't have to run for a penalty and this way we'll save energy.
 

Martin

Senior Member
Dec 31, 2000
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A rest like take a seat outside and relax?:D
Just make sure the marking is super lax, that way I can score without wearing myself out. I'm all about shooting.

I wont pass you the ball on a counter. I might give you a penalty kick to take. You don't have to run for a penalty and this way we'll save energy.
I have been practicing penalties all my life but it's once a year I can score 5 in a row :D
 

Juve_fanatic

Second coolest member!
Apr 5, 2006
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Im at uni right now. We actually have a winter break untill the 1st February but i had to come today and suck up to this professor for him to give me a passing grade without me taking the exam. It did not work so ill have to take the exam...
 

Juve_fanatic

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Apr 5, 2006
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not "those" but "that", since its "English language and (english) literature". I have always liked foreign languages, especially English language. Im studying to become an English to Macedonian and Macedonian to English translator. I have always been good at English, since i was like 7 years old so i decided to use that to my advantage. Plus, here in Macedonia you have better chances of finding a good job if you know English than if you dont.
 

Martin

Senior Member
Dec 31, 2000
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not "those" but "that", since its "English language and (english) literature". I have always liked foreign languages, especially English language. Im studying to become an English to Macedonian and Macedonian to English translator. I have always been good at English, since i was like 7 years old so i decided to use that to my advantage. Plus, here in Macedonia you have better chances of finding a good job if you know English than if you dont.
Translator huh. What's Macedonian like anyway, you have a different alphabet right?
 

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