But you're up for the job IMO.
It's hard to fulfill mods requests:
Bozi wants you to play with his dong
Tahir wants you to be his co-pilot and touch him
Greg wants you to take him to India
Mark wants you to download and send him as many porns as you can
Burke wants a house that's made of beer
Jack wants one big spliff
Salman...I forgot everything about him
Mikhail wants you to fix his robotic hand
You think it's easy? No.