What Are You Doing Right Now? (322 Viewers)

[Byrone]

Hey byrone I PMed you to explain that joke made by me earlier in the Nomi thread, also posted it in the thread.

Cool.

I'm off to have some desi food. Later my dysfunctional 'tuz family.

Fak you,you can eat & post at the same time.

yup,off to bed chaps,been killer tonight,get teh dedication sorted soon

Later Rob.

I am not off base, its the ones who are sexy and smart that make a dangerous combo.

I only said smart but I thought sexy would be implied, B.

Trust me the hot dumb ones are experts at that,as they have no other option (in terms of career or making money) or are too lazy to make their own way in life.

I agree on the sexy/smart thing though.The smart ones are feisty & very mouthy,sometimes a problem.

 

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[Ford Prefect]

later people

 

[Byrone]

I guess i'm the only tosser,working on the 24th December.Even criminals take off on christmas eve.

 

[Delle Alpi]

I will be working on shaking my hips for some salsa while sipping vodka which I think it's a bad combination. Those youtube salsa instruction videos are not helping at all.

 

[Byrone]

If your dance partner puts his/her finger in your ass during the dance,your movement will be very fluid.Trust me.

 

[Delle Alpi]

i hope it's she and not he , and if a figner job is needed I would definitely want to be the inserter and not the inserted into, unless she is Megan fox then I would have no problem be the inserted into

 

[Delle Alpi]

Ok people, I am out to shake those sexy hips
Peace

 

[Byrone]

i hope it's she and not he , and if a figner job is needed I would definitely want to be the inserter and not the inserted into, unless she is Megan fox then I would have no problem be the inserted into

Why are you doing this anyway? Pressure from the gf? Or are you just naturally a flamingo?

 

[Byrone]

Christina,what are you & your mom preparing for Christmas?

I've decided on gammon,roast leg of lamb & turkey.I'm too lazy to bother with turducken.I bought turducken yesterday & my friends from london,eat the damn thing.

 

[X Æ A-12]

I guess i'm the only tosser,working on the 24th December.Even criminals take off on christmas eve.

I have a job interview on the 24th, I have to get up at six in the morning for it!

 

[Christina]

Christina,what are you & your mom preparing for Christmas?

I've decided on gammon,roast leg of lamb & turkey.I'm too lazy to bother with turducken.I bought turducken yesterday & my friends from london,eat the damn thing.

Sounds good. :lick:

My fam & I usually go to my nonna's on Christmas Eve and she makes fish, since you're not supposed to eat meat I guess. Canneloni, pasta, shrimp salad, scallops wrapped in bacon, crab, lobster, etc etc. Every type of fish.

Christmas day we go to my other nonna's and she makes lasagna, roast beef, chicken, potatoes, etc.

Basically, I'll have enough food for the next month.

 

[Byrone]

I have a job interview on the 24th, I have to get up at six in the morning for it!

Good luck with that! Keep some tube socks handy,if the interviewer is gay.

Sounds good. :lick:

My fam & I usually go to my nonna's on Christmas Eve and she makes fish, since you're not supposed to eat meat I guess. Canneloni, pasta, shrimp salad, scallops wrapped in bacon, crab, lobster, etc etc. Every type of fish.

Christmas day we go to my other nonna's and she makes lasagna, roast beef, chicken, potatoes, etc.

Basically, I'll have enough food for the next month.

That sounds amazing! My family has a serious disliking for fish though.I have to do everything,as i promised my mom i'd do the cooking.There'll be over 20 ppl at my parents place.

I need to get locks for the fridge,oven,microwave & liquor cabinet.Every family has the one relative that steals food before,any food is to be served & the sneaky alcoholic.

 

[Christina]

Good luck with that! Keep some tube socks handy,if the interviewer is gay.



That sounds amazing! My family has a serious disliking for fish though.I have to do everything,as i promised my mom i'd do the cooking.There'll be over 20 ppl at my parents place.

I need to get locks for the fridge,oven,microwave & liquor cabinet.Every family has the one relative that steals food before,any food is to be served & the sneaky alcoholic.

You should serve appetizers so people don't starve! Goodluck to you though, cooking for 20 people is insane.

 

[Red]

The highlight of the Xmas menu in my house is the bacon off the top of the turkey.

 

[Dragon]

Sounds good. :lick:

My fam & I usually go to my nonna's on Christmas Eve and she makes fish, since you're not supposed to eat meat I guess. Canneloni, pasta, shrimp salad, scallops wrapped in bacon, crab, lobster, etc etc. Every type of fish.

Christmas day we go to my other nonna's and she makes lasagna, roast beef, chicken, potatoes, etc.

Basically, I'll have enough food for the next month.

You're not supposed to eat meat on Christmas eve? I didn't know that!

 

[Byrone]

You should serve appetizers so people don't starve! Goodluck to you though, cooking for 20 people is insane.

What? I have lite snacks & appetizers but there's always that one tubby bastard that raids the food.

I know worst of all,are the amateur food critics.They can't even boil an egg,yet they have all sorts of comments.

Too bad it's family & family friends,i'd definitely add some special sauce(spit,with a hint of snot) when i hear a complaint.

 

[Dragon]

I have a job interview on the 24th, I have to get up at six in the morning for it!

What's the job about?

 

[Byrone]

The highlight of the Xmas menu in my house is the bacon off the top of the turkey.

Fights break out at my parents place,for the turkey drum sticks & thighs.

 

[Christina]

You're not supposed to eat meat on Christmas eve? I didn't know that!

I'm not really sure, we've just been doing that for years.

What? I have lite snacks & appetizers but there's always that one tubby bastard that raids the food.

I know worst of all,are the amateur food critics.They can't even boil an egg,yet they have all sorts of comments.

Too bad it's family & family friends,i'd definitely add some special sauce(spit,with a hint of snot) when i hear a complaint.

Imagine having Dusan at Christmas dinner....

 

[Red]

Fights break out at my parents place,for the turkey drum sticks & thighs.

Just get one of those seved legged turkeys.

Then again, it's Xmas, so fights are bound to happen about something.