He'd finish us off.
I'd understand if some of the traditional complainers eat gourmet meals everyday,but some eat junk food & tv dinners religiously & have the nerve to be snotty.The bloody nerve.
Oh it's tradition in my family to fight over something during christmas.

Usually it involves me but i'll be cooking & i'll be too busy to cause havoc.
Although i love making a huge mess for my kid sisters to clean up.You should see their reactions to a filthy kicthen & the huge pile of dishes to wash.It's absolutely priceless.