Earlier in the night, I ordered some delivery from a local restaurant. The service was pretty quick, only twenty-five minutes or so, not bad for decent food. So it arrived, I give the guy a twenty and asked for two dollars back; at first this cross-eyed, a bit more hairy Wayne Rooney look-a-like looked quite perplexed. He then said the word, "so" for a span of three seconds, so I proceeded to say, "you know? Just shoot me back two and keep the rest."
"Ohh, OK" he said, still confused. Then after giving me my change, he proceeded to place the twenty bill I gave him in the bag with my food in it. I thought, "is this guy for real? Is he going to give me a free meal AND two dollars?"
Well, I was wrong. The dude proceeded to start walking back to his car with food in hand, acting like nothing ever happened. I said, "hey, where you going with my food, bro?!"
He responded by saying, "oh, sorry, my bad. Here you go. Good night."

:wth:
Some folks around here are a bit... sketchy. To say the least.