I'm not going to comment too much here, since Tiger Woods to me is to golf what the EPL is to football: dominated by ignorant fanboys who cram single-minded coverage down your throat like nobody else in the sport exists.
But as much as I would honestly like to see Tiger Woods die so I don't have to listen to sports reporters cream on the air over him anymore

, the prospect of the fanboy eulogies to follow would be too great to bear.
Say, this global market dip nicely kicked in an outstanding limit order I had for some Asia Pacific index fund. Black Friday sales is right...