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Diez
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PVR city, bay-bee. :weee:
"The guilty parties attempt to cover their tracks but soon discover that Hanzo has three weapons that can defeat them: his irreverent attitude towards power, his excellent fighting skills and, most unusually, an enormous phallus that he uses to "interrogate" female suspects. It also bears noting that he has toughened up said phallus by subjecting it to rituals like splashing it with hot water, beating it with a wooden rod and thrusting it into a burlap sack filled with uncooked rice. "



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Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
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I ain't hating. I just find it funny that people take a very Seinfeld-esque eulogy approach to stars here in this thread.

The front door swings open, Kramer slides in and says, "Swayze's DEAD, RIP!!!" Ignoring anything else that might be going on at the moment, and kind of oblivious to the fact that it was discussed prior by someone else.

For the next 24 hours, it's going to be like having to deal with drop-ins while sitting in a funeral parlor in this thread.
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Speaking of Seinfeld...

 
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Apr 12, 2004
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    like i've said many times before

    kanye west is a homosexual. he dresses as such and also acts/conducts himself as such. this is not the first time he's lived up to my theory
    I tend to agree, i think he's a very overrated artist, I just hate Taylor Swift.
    I ain't hating. I just find it funny that people take a very Seinfeld-esque eulogy approach to stars here in this thread.

    The front door swings open, Kramer slides in and says, "Swayze's DEAD, RIP!!!" Ignoring anything else that might be going on at the moment, and kind of oblivious to the fact that it was discussed prior by someone else.

    For the next 24 hours, it's going to be like having to deal with drop-ins while sitting in a funeral parlor in this thread.
    Chill out.
    :juvefan2: Jay Z is coming to london ontario next month. I might get some tickets. I love it
    I hope someone suicide bombs it, I hate him so much.
     

    swag

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    Sep 23, 2003
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    "The guilty parties attempt to cover their tracks but soon discover that Hanzo has three weapons that can defeat them: his irreverent attitude towards power, his excellent fighting skills and, most unusually, an enormous phallus that he uses to "interrogate" female suspects. It also bears noting that he has toughened up said phallus by subjecting it to rituals like splashing it with hot water, beating it with a wooden rod and thrusting it into a burlap sack filled with uncooked rice. "



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    GordoDeCentral

    Diez
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    Apr 14, 2005
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    i do financial correspondence for a french station every now and then, and they asked me today live to comment on the 1 year anniversary of the collapse of lehman broskis, as i wasnt prepared i just spent half the time saying things in english and translating em into french hehe i hope it worked
     

    Bjerknes

    "Top Economist"
    Mar 16, 2004
    115,986
    i do financial correspondence for a french station every now and then, and they asked me today live to comment on the 1 year anniversary of the collapse of lehman broskis, as i wasnt prepared i just spent half the time saying things in english and translating em into french hehe i hope it worked
    I hope you lived up to a performance such as this.

     

    Delle Alpi

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    May 26, 2009
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    ßüякε;2143464 said:
    That's racist.
    How?
    It's not at all. you know what is racist, is blaming somebody for an incident just because of his/her background. Racial profiling is disease, just because I speak with an accent, or look like that doesn't mean I'm going to have bad deeds. anyway I meant it as a a joke to make fun of racist people and not my people, and I don't think it's a racist statement, so chillax.
     

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