What Are You Doing Right Now? (235 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I know, but she's a clown.

 

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[Elvin]

I just finished watching an episode of House MD, and there was this supermodel patient, who apparently had testicular cancer, and I learned that we all start out as women in our moms' belly, and eventually testosterone kicks in and ovary drops and turns into balls.
This patient was immune to testosterone, that's why she/he had heightened female qualities (light skin, great breasts, etc).
So basically what I'm saying is, the ultimate woman is a man

 

[swag]

Dude. The Cremaster Cycle. We're all over it.

Except in Andy's case... as one of his ovaries kept dropping even after the other stopped.

 

[Elvin]

And she/he was getting anger attacks, which house blamed on the testis, made me wonder... I tried, but I seriously can't remember myself being angry, I mean really angry, like ever, over anything... is there something wrong with my hormones? :wth:

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I just finished watching an episode of House MD, and there was this supermodel patient, who apparently had testicular cancer, and I learned that we all start out as women in our moms' belly, and eventually testosterone kicks in and ovary drops and turns into balls.
This patient was immune to testosterone, that's why she/he had heightened female qualities (light skin, great breasts, etc).
So basically what I'm saying is, the ultimate woman is a man

You didn't know that?

That's why men have nipples.

 

[Elvin]

I really didn't. But it was pretty awesome to find out, and you can bet I'm gonna come up with an amazing routine out of it to use on girls.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Yea, but too bad you are attracted to men.

 

[Elvin]

Ultimately, no I'm not

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Don't lie, yo...

 

[Elvin]

Nigga, I'm too straight to be gay... I could watch Brokeback Mountain in Victoria's Secret lingerie 3 times in a row, with Cosmopolitan in my hand, and still win the straight award.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Ironically, I actually read Cosmo.

 

[icemaη]

An hour late to work on a busy Monday. Next couple of hours is gonna be frantic. Well at least I got a couple of hours of extra sleep...

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

You don't get fired for being late?

 

[Elvin]

Dude. The Cremaster Cycle. We're all over it.

Except in Andy's case... as one of his ovaries kept dropping even after the other stopped.

How do you edit your posts without that "last edited by" shit coming up?

Ironically, I actually read Cosmo.

I can understand that, you can learn a lot about women that way.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Bloom, you got it.

 

[swag]

How do you edit your posts without that "last edited by" shit coming up?

I'm a mod. I edit my edits.

(No, actually, I just don't get those even if I wanted them...)

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

How do you edit your posts without that "last edited by" shit coming up?

You can't...

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

How do you edit your posts without that "last edited by" shit coming up?

If you edit the post within the first 5 mins of positng it, then that shit doesnt come up.

 

[icemaη]

Just as I expected, all hell broke loose on the first day I came late ever since I joined this project a few months back. Its all fine now though

You don't get fired for being late?

Na, as long as you don't make a habit out of it, you don't even get a warning.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I hope you dont have to extend ur shift by an hour.