
Your such a lovable fool.
My friend passed away three weeks ago & im the guardian for his kids.Congratulations are not in order.Trust me dont have kids,vasectomy is the way to go.
I have to prepare breakfast,lunch & dinner,help with home work,make sure they have a friggin shower & brush their teeth.These little fuckers complain about every damn thing,so the only thing i can do is cater to their needs.
The only nice thing to come out of this is that their friend moms invite me for dinner.There's one milf in particular that is too hot to be a mother.