You're not going to top this:
when I was fifteen I made a website describing each and every member of my class. And you know how I describe people. Needless to say, within two days the website was a huge succes. All over school people talked about it. So within three days I was in the principal's office. We had a long talk about it and I would have to go to detention for several weeks. I said I wasn't keen on the idea and I said I would base my defense on art. 10 from the European Convention on Human Rights, which I admit was a bit dramatic. In the meanwhile my class had staged an official protest (the class I insulted, but they found the website to be very funny) and after a four hour discussion with several teachers and the principal I was cleared of all charges. The situation in that class didn't turn normal again until the end of the year. It was as if all respect had been broken down, it was as if freedom of expression was ultimate, was without any restrictions. It was bliss.