What Are You Doing Right Now? (156 Viewers)

[Firestarter]

well dude of course i heard all eminem's/D12 (and the rest) famous songs (i sh*t on you best song of D12 imo and how come)...i've heard and seen the video of my band ( the thing is i didn't listen the whole album..get me?).. beautiful is my favourite song from snoop dogg ..that pharell has an awesome sidekick voice. try "to that chuuch to da palace" from neptunes & snoop.

Uh-huh, I haven't heard their older shit to be honest. I can only remember 'My Band' right now. Ah ok, I haven't listened to the entire album either. WORD! I love that joint too, was a banger back in the day I need to go download that now. Word, Chuuch To Da Palace is epic too

 

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[The Curr]

I'm sick man and I have a huge headache.

Someone around here is always sick . Get well soon, man.


I have exams starting on Wednesday.

 

[Wahdan]

Someone around here is always sick . Get well soon, man.


I have exams starting on Wednesday.

Thanks Curr.

What is your first exam?

 

[The Curr]

Thanks Curr.

What is your first exam?

English..

 

[sallyinzaghi]

I just downloaded the stylish add on thing and deleted the damn highlights tab on facebook. It's quite surprising how relieved I felt, I freaking hate that thing.

 

[Wahdan]

English..

I used to hate english exams. They always put the most stupid question in the galaxy.

 

[Raz]

I haven't eaten Bear before, no, but the grill sounds good. Have you tried 'Tandoor'? What, I don't know what Birthday Studying is No,no, it dosen't count Yessir, it's madd cool. And on the weekend I just hop into my Spaceship and go eat cheese off of the moon.

Ill have to take an english course, since its clear that i cant write, and i need that people with which im talking would understand what i want to say At least i understand what others are saying, well mostly

Nah tandoor isnt good. I looked up the word and it is "ember" I`ll cook my meat on ember, and drink bear with it.

 

[Firestarter]

English..

My English exam got cancelled, I don't have to take it anymore.

 

[The Curr]

My English exam got cancelled, I don't have to take it anymore.

How does an exam get cancelled?

 

[blondu]

How does an exam get cancelled?

some "accidents" occur :eyebrows:

 

[Firestarter]

How does an exam get cancelled?

some "accidents" occur :eyebrows:

Well, that was wrong word choice. Basically the teacher can't be arsed lol. But Blondu, please do elaborate...

 

[blondu]

Well, that was wrong word choice. Basically the teacher can't be arsed lol. But Blondu, please do elaborate...

can't be arsed but can be :
-drunk
-overslept
-high
-elsewhere (not in the classroom)
-called up in a meeting

or

-stomped by a stampede
-hit down by a bolt/car/train/ship/airplane
-at hospital for swallowing a whole jonathan apple
-collecting blood from the streets hobos in case any of the last 3 things happened
-trying to do a blondin on rope on niagara falls but got hit by a drunked pigeon right in the kisser

so there are 10 "accidents"..choose one and pray to god/allah/atheists god

 

[Raz]

so there are 10 "accidents"..choose one and pray to god/allah/atheists god

atheist god? Check the meaning of atheist, and if you already know it, then go straight to the doctor.

 

[blondu]

atheist god? Check the meaning of atheist, and if you already know it, then go straight to the doctor.

chill..it was a joke..i perfectly know what an atheist is ...btw my grampa was a orthodox priest.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

atheist god? Check the meaning of atheist, and if you already know it, then go straight to the doctor.

read what i wrote on "What is your god like" thread

 

[Bisco]

how does an exam get canceled thats an interesting one!! lol

1- either sth happens to u, when u wake up in the morning ( or if u dont wake up) there is strong chance u get a lovely F courtesy of the dean and dr!!

2- an accident takes place with u involved on the way to uni ( has happened before and the awesome uni i go too told the kid we cant cancel yr exam bec u did'nt check in our uni hospital!!!! wtf the kid got his face shattered in the wind shield and the ambulance toke him to the nearest hospital what can he do grap his face with a tissue and go to the bloody uni hospital?!?!!? the kid ended up failing the bloody course!!

3- u lose a family member and this is a very tricky one bec i went thru it last summer!! apparently exams are cancelled if my mum, and or dad had passed away as they r first degree but my sister is not!!! talk about retarded rules. the annoying thing is they gave me permission to talk it with the prof who told me and i quote word by word, me " dr i just atteneded yr exam but i dont htink i did well and this is my 7th year in the faculty of pharmacy, i would like u to consider my paper when u correct it as my sister passed away in a traffic accident 2 days ago and as u can imagine studying for my final was the last thing on my mind" i expected the dr to tell me wtf are u doing here go back and stay with yr parents and grief yr loss but no oh no the dr said " its is not my problem!" can u f****** believe that and i ended up failing the exam due to the fact i was'nt bothered to study when sth this tragic has happened. NOTE : i showed him the official death document so he does'nt think i'm making htis up but the answer was still the same in fact he started flirting with oune of the assistants.

4 the exam gets canceled if and only if my uni gets bombed by chemical weapons, a nuclear missle, a fire or earth quake brings the entire god damned thing to the floor.

conclusion : aushim send me the link to yr uni i might transfer!! lol

 

[Zé Tahir]

Ahmed, your sister passed away?

 

[sallyinzaghi]

having an anxiety attack about pavel

 

[Firestarter]

can't be arsed but can be :
-drunk
-overslept
-high
-elsewhere (not in the classroom)
-called up in a meeting

or

-stomped by a stampede
-hit down by a bolt/car/train/ship/airplane
-at hospital for swallowing a whole jonathan apple
-collecting blood from the streets hobos in case any of the last 3 things happened
-trying to do a blondin on rope on niagara falls but got hit by a drunked pigeon right in the kisser

so there are 10 "accidents"..choose one and pray to god/allah/atheists god

how does an exam get canceled thats an interesting one!! lol

1- either sth happens to u, when u wake up in the morning ( or if u dont wake up) there is strong chance u get a lovely F courtesy of the dean and dr!!

2- an accident takes place with u involved on the way to uni ( has happened before and the awesome uni i go too told the kid we cant cancel yr exam bec u did'nt check in our uni hospital!!!! wtf the kid got his face shattered in the wind shield and the ambulance toke him to the nearest hospital what can he do grap his face with a tissue and go to the bloody uni hospital?!?!!? the kid ended up failing the bloody course!!

3- u lose a family member and this is a very tricky one bec i went thru it last summer!! apparently exams are cancelled if my mum, and or dad had passed away as they r first degree but my sister is not!!! talk about retarded rules. the annoying thing is they gave me permission to talk it with the prof who told me and i quote word by word, me " dr i just atteneded yr exam but i dont htink i did well and this is my 7th year in the faculty of pharmacy, i would like u to consider my paper when u correct it as my sister passed away in a traffic accident 2 days ago and as u can imagine studying for my final was the last thing on my mind" i expected the dr to tell me wtf are u doing here go back and stay with yr parents and grief yr loss but no oh no the dr said " its is not my problem!" can u f****** believe that and i ended up failing the exam due to the fact i was'nt bothered to study when sth this tragic has happened. NOTE : i showed him the official death document so he does'nt think i'm making htis up but the answer was still the same in fact he started flirting with oune of the assistants.

4 the exam gets canceled if and only if my uni gets bombed by chemical weapons, a nuclear missle, a fire or earth quake brings the entire god damned thing to the floor.

conclusion : aushim send me the link to yr uni i might transfer!! lol

Damn... Well... Um... I meant to imply he was too lazy to make the exam, and couldn't bother. But I suppose those could apply too lmfao. And Ahmed I don't go to Uni, yet. P.S. my condolences to your sister, that's very unfortunate.

having an anxiety attack about pavel

 

[.zero]

'morning hoes