What Are You Doing Right Now? (147 Viewers)

[Luca]

Fuck it, and ask her if she wants to fuck.

Drunk texts are never a good thing when trying to get a girl.

Drunk me has no control or morality though, I know it was stupid. Lol I she wont go out with me then why should she wanna fuck?

 

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[swag]

Luca, blow it off. You're going to have to. You're going to embarrass yourself ridiculously far worse than this with women in the future. In fact, if you don't, you're probably doing it wrong.

So chalk it up to experience and move on. You at least have the drunken excuse...

 

[Bjerknes]

Drunk me has no control or morality though, I know it was stupid. Lol I she wont go out with me then why should she wanna fuck?

Luca, blow it off. You're going to have to. You're going to embarrass yourself ridiculously far worse than this with women in the future. In fact, if you don't, you're probably doing it wrong.

So chalk it up to experience and move on. You at least have the drunken excuse...

That's absolutely right.

But seriously, ask her if she wants to fuck.

 

[Durden]

That's absolutely right.

But seriously, ask her if she wants to fuck.

Great advice dude, you should have your own hotline

 

[.zero]

whats happpening ppl?

 

[Holdon]

I second Swag's advice here, lose the fear and thoughts of embaressmet. In fact I second Andy's too - ask her if she wants a fuck. If she starts giving you shit, try to act like to don't care and just walk away like it's no big deal.

Next, find another girl and try the same with her. You're bound to hit the target sooner or later, you're Italian for God's sake!

 

[Bjerknes]

SCOOOOOORRRRRRREEESSSSSSSSSS 1-0 HOSSA!

 

[Bjerknes]

I second Swag's advice here, lose the fear and thoughts of embaressmet. In fact I second Andy's too - ask her if she wants a fuck. If she starts giving you shit, try to act like to don't care and just walk away like it's no big deal.

Exactly.

 

[Luca]

cheers guys, I think I was way too naive, at least I know not to do this again, I've built my bank of what I will say and I'm just gonna be honest and admit my naivity to her then ask if we can forget the whole thing and just wish her well, walk away and just leave it at that.

 

[swag]

So I'm watching the end of the FC Porto-Sporting Braga match, and they're now getting ready to award Porto with the league trophy. But the bizarre thing is that for the match, most of the players dyed their hair gray in what seems to be a tribute to coach Jesualdo Ferreira.

So you've got Hulk, Bruno Alves, Cissokho, etc., all donning gray hair (with Alves looking like he's wearing gray extensions).

All that gray hair on the pitch is freaking me out. It's like watching AC Milan play.

 

[Bjerknes]

You'll have to find a picture or take a screen shot, Greg.

 

[Zé Tahir]

Detroit

Girl Trouble
:luckyluke:
I know ze had a problem

What do I do?

We are not the problem, they are


ps: That embarrassing text I sent worked out in my favour in a MAJOR way

 

[.zero]

tune into history channel, anti-matter marathon!

 

[.zero]

Detroit



We are not the problem, they are


ps: That embarrassing text I sent worked out in my favour in a MAJOR way

just make sure that your pimp hand is strong

 

[Zé Tahir]

tune into history channel, anti-matter marathon!

Watch the fights last night?

 

[Bjerknes]

I'd rather continue watching Nicklas Kronwall's anti-matter body checks.

 

[Red]

Luca, blow it off. You're going to have to. You're going to embarrass yourself ridiculously far worse than this with women in the future. In fact, if you don't, you're probably doing it wrong.

So chalk it up to experience and move on. You at least have the drunken excuse...

Just shrug and get back in the game, Luca.

 

[.zero]

Watch the fights last night?

FUCK YESS!!!!!! MACHIDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i told you he would beat evans, there is no fighter out there like him. thus making it impossible to train to fight him. plus he's a black belt in BJJ as well so taking him to the ground will result in an even worse outcome than standing on your feet

 

[Zé Tahir]

FUCK YESS!!!!!! MACHIDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i told you he would beat evans, there is no fighter out there like him. thus making it impossible to train to fight him. plus he's a black belt in BJJ as well so taking him to the ground will result in an even worse outcome than standing on your feet

Yeah, damn he was sick. His quickness and anticipation was what really impressed me! He really is like the classical portrayal of Bruce Lee (like they said) + more.

What did you think of the Hughes v Serra fight? I f*cking loved it

 

[Bjerknes]

SCCCCCCOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRZZZZZ 3-0