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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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ßüякε;1947661 said:
Sounds that not unlike my rectal cavity.
You should see a dentist about that.

Hey, Aaron -- can you tell your mom to stop e-mailing me? :(

Dear Friend,‏
From: MRS DEBORA AARON. ([email protected])
Sent: Mon 4/06/09 1:45 AM

Dear Friend,
My name is MRS DEBORA AARON.I am a dying woman who have decided to donate what I have to you. I am 45 years old and I was diagnosed for cancer about 2 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband, Who had left me everything he worked for.

I have been touched By God to donate from what I have inherited from my late Husband to you for the good work of God, rather than allow My relatives to use my husband hard earned funds Ungodly.

Please pray that the good Lord forgive me all my sins in the past which had led to this dilemma. I have asked God to forgive me and I believe he has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation tomorrow morning. I decided to WILL the sum of $7,000,000( Seven million dollars) to you for the good work of the Lord, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows according to (JAMES 1:27).

At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls due to the Fact that my relatives are around me and also my health status. I have instructed my Executor to adjust my Will accordingly in this regard; you and him will arrange for the change of ownership of the funds as it is presently deposited in a coded secured institution whose name is withheld basically for confidential purposes and would only be revealed unto you.

I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and Please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others. Contact my Executor David Gabbay with this specified email: [email protected] with your full names contact telephone/fax number and your full address and tell him that I have WILLED($7,000,000.00) to you and I have also notified him that, I am WILLING that amount to you for a specific purpose.....to alleviate the lives of unprivileged children in your region and good work of God. I know I don't know you but my spirit have directed to do this and i do believe you will use the fund for the purpose it meant for. Thanks and God bless.

NB: My Prayer for you; Father, I ask You to bless my friends, relatives and those I care deeply for, You Who are reading this right now. Show him/her a new revelation of Your love and power. Holy Spirit, I ask You to minister to their spirit at this very moment. Where there is pain, give them Your peace and mercy. Where there is self-doubt, release a renewed confidence through Your grace. Where there is need, I ask you to fulfill their needs. Bless their homes, families, finances, their goings and their comings. In Jesus' precious name.

Amen.

Regards,
DEBORA.A
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
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This forum sucks balls now. They need to figure out the problems and make the forum able to sustain itself.

ßüякε;1947493 said:
Andy, apply to the CBOE and CBOT.
You know it my nigga.

I think I'm gonna sell some puts and buy some calls on IBKN.

Good choice. I have a 2001 Passat.

ßüякε;1947663 said:
Basketball?

It's tonight at like 8 or 9, I don't care anymore and will watch 24 instead.
:scarf:
 

Enron

Tickle Me
Moderator
Oct 11, 2005
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Well she was trying to order a "snatch block" pulley system for a project. But kept saying over the phone that she wanted the snatch. And then she was like "oh wait, I don't mean to say anything dirty". She told us in class and it was a little awkward until a few of us broke the ice by asking what else snatch could mean besides to steal or to grab. It was humorous coming from someone we didn't think knew the dirty meaning.:D
 

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