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    Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML

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    Bjerknes

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    I'm trying to get drunk as hell so I can sleep. I'll pay for my sickness tomorrow, which will be horrible, but I'm ready to face it. My respiratory system is at it's two year support level.
     
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    Bjerknes

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    This is for Enron. One of the greatest songs I've ever heard. Saw it live on the Today Show on the exact date. And there's nothing better than this. Made me think a bit differently about life.

     
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    Andy:

    Today, I got my laptop back after sending it to Dell to repair water damage after a night of partying. Dell returned my computer unrepaired, saying it was unfixable. When I called to ask why they couldn't fix it, they told me it was a biohazard. Someone got drunk and pissed on my laptop. FML
     

    Gep

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    Pele Lost His Virginity To A Man - Diego Maradona


    The Argentine coach responded to claims made by the Brazilian that he is not a good role model, and he did not hold back...

    Diego Maradona has reacted to claims made by Pele that he is not a good role model for children, by declaring that he lost his virginity with a man.

    The Brazilian legend claimed last week that both Ronaldo and Robinho have taken drugs, and that Maradona is not someone to look up to because of his history with narcotics.

    The Argentine coach was asked for his thoughts on these statements at a press conference today, and did not twist his words when responding.

    "What do you want me to say? He debuted (lost his virginity) with a lad (a man)," is what the coach told a press conference.

    "I don't know if that's a good example or a bad one."



    This response prompted plenty of laughter from many of the journalists present at the conference but it is unlikely to go down to well with the Brazilian, nor with some onlookers, due to content that could be viewed as homophobic.


    Pele has already had to track back on his claims that Robinho had taken drugs, after the Manchester City man threatened to take legal action.

    The now retired Pele claimed that what had been quoted was a "misunderstanding" and suggested the drugs claims were not true.

    This latest remark by Maradona has dragged the Brazilian legend into the spotlight yet again and it will be intriguing to see if, or how, he reacts to the comments.



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