Hust

Senior Member
Hustini
May 29, 2005
93,703
i actually miss those days...id like to go to grad school at georgetown...but then I have to endure the struggles of getting accepted and then pay for it....siigggh
 

Hust

Senior Member
Hustini
May 29, 2005
93,703
haha that is random....I watched the Roast of Larry the Cable guy with Garry Busey last night that was hilarious...random celebrity
 

GordoDeCentral

Diez
Moderator
Apr 14, 2005
70,865
just got this in my inbox, check out the signature:

THE SUZUKI MOTORS COMPANY
PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD
DEPT SUZUKI AVENUE
65 EXCHANGE ROAD,ORTIGAS BUILDING
TOKYO, JAPAN.
www.suzuki.net.my/awards/Awards.aspx

SUZUKI COMPANY OFFICIAL PRIZE NOTIFICATION"

You are to be noted that the online draws was conducted by a random selection of email addresses from an exclusive list of 29,031 E-mail addresses of individuals and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet. However, no tickets were sold but all email addresses were assigned to different ticket numbers for representation and privacy.

The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection machine (TOPAZ) from a database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world.

Therefore we are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annual final draws held 2008 by SUZUKI Motor Company your email was among the 20 Lucky winners who won $500, 000.00(Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars) attached to ticket number (7PWYZ2008) and ballot number (BT:12052008/20) In other to claim your award which is $500,000.00 prize winning,which has been deposited in a designated bank.
However,you will have to fill the form below and send it to the promotion manager of THE SUZUKI MOTOR COMPANY for verification and then you will be directed to the bank where a cheque of $500, 000.00 has already been deposited in your favour.

NAME:.....................................

AGE:........................................

SEX:.........................................

ADDRESS:(RESIDENT ADDRESS ONLY)................................

EMAIL:....................................

PHONE:...................................

COUNTRY:................................

Please you are advised to complete the form and send it immediately to our Promotion manager through email for prompt collection of your fund
(CONTACT PROMOTION MANAGER)
Name: Dr fred namkio abe
E MAIL: [email protected]
PHONE: +86 13602480526

You are to keep all the lotto information away from the general public
especially your ticket number and ballot number.(this is important as a case of double claiming will not be entertained)
*Staff of SUZUKI Motor Company and the Japanese International Lottery Company are not to partake in this Lottery.
lucky winning number falls within our Asia booklet representative office in THE PEOPLE REPUBLIC OF CHINA as showed in the coupon.For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential your claim is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize

Accept my hearty congratulations once again!

Yours faithfully,
Mr lucky wang
VICE PRESIDENT FINANCE
SUZUKI MOTORS COMPANYS
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,790
jeff ross, ice-t, gilbert godfrey

pretty much all the same ppl from other roasts
Jeffrey Ross is great. I've seen him perform live once.

And the roasts are a great tradition. Back in the 1970s, Dean Martin used to have these Rat Pack roasts broadcast from Vegas and they were hilarious. They said stuff that you could never say on TV today.

just got this in my inbox, check out the signature:

THE SUZUKI MOTORS COMPANY
...

Yours faithfully,
Mr lucky wang
VICE PRESIDENT FINANCE
SUZUKI MOTORS COMPANYS
Nice. But you can top that with an e-mail from A.I.G. asking you to file for your government bailout rebate check, signed "Up Yours, Esq.".
 

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