What Are You Doing Right Now? (177 Viewers)

[JCK]

Varför?

För när de kör på E6:an mot Göteborg, när de kommer till Backa (ett område i norra Götet) så backar de.

 

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[Enron]

För när de kör på E6:an mot Göteborg, när de kommer till Backa (ett område i norra Götet) så backar de.

 

[Martin]

We're the United States of America. Remember that. States rights and all.

So each individual state has it's own laws, taxes, etc. You have to pay two taxes, state and federal. Generally you file them separately and if you're real lucky you get to pay township or city taxes as well.

Okay, fine. But the folks in state know the folks in federal. They have to stay in touch. So why can't you pay your bread to state and they can give some to federal? They're the ones in the union, not you. Why are you doing their job?

 

[Zé Tahir]

För när de kör på E6:an mot Göteborg, när de kommer till Backa (ett område i norra Götet) så backar de.

I love those silly jokes.

Eazy, that's two now.


I got another one: Why do Norwegians go to the bathroom with the door open?

 

[Martin]

För när de kör på E6:an mot Göteborg, när de kommer till Backa (ett område i norra Götet) så backar de.

That also doesn't make sense, because they don't know what backa means.

 

[Red]

Just had beer No. 1 of the weekend.

 

[JCK]

That also doesn't make sense, because they don't know what backa means.

Which makes the joke even funnier

Tahir, de läser skylten och förstår inte vad det betyder men de gör det ÄNDÅ

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

He wont able to log in for sure Then up for a suprise when he checks the forum and sees his old posts

I think it should stay that way.

Just finished up my taxes. I owe the Feds $78.00 this year and the state owes me $10.00 which I am putting toward next year's taxes.

I wrote in the memo of my check. "For use in feeding hungry soldiers only. Please do not give to banks or automobile industry, nor place in stimulus package".

Well done.

We don't. We don't produce cars and there is no desert here.

I thought you were Polish, not Norwegian, who do you think you are, Amaurtini?

lolwut? state tax is separate from federal? what for?

Da, you could have: Fed, state, county, city/municipal tax as well.

Just had beer No. 1 of the weekend.

I'm trying to hold off for a second....

 

[Enron]

Okay, fine. But the folks in state know the folks in federal. They have to stay in touch. So why can't you pay your bread to state and they can give some to federal? They're the ones in the union, not you. Why are you doing their job?

Technically, it is our duty as citizens to pay taxes. To answer your other questions:

It's two separate entities actually. The state and federal governments are aware of each other's existence but are in no way affiliated. In addition, they take completely different data into account when taxing you and they have different tax credits and different standards to receive them. It's a fairly complicated business. That's why you have file separate tax returns. Now you can do them online and some programs will separately file them based on your information. I prefer to do them myself.

 

[Martin]

Which makes the joke even funnier

Tahir, de läser skylten och förstår inte vad det betyder men de gör det ÄNDÅ

When you say it like that it actually starts to be funny

 

[Enron]

I love those silly jokes.

Eazy, that's two now.


I got another one: Why do Norwegians go to the bathroom with the door open?

 

[Martin]

Technically, it is our duty as citizens to pay taxes. To answer your other questions:

It's two separate entities actually. The state and federal governments are aware of each other's existence but are in no way affiliated. In addition, they take completely different data into account when taxing you and they have different tax credits and different standards to receive them. It's a fairly complicated business. That's why you have file separate tax returns. Now you can do them online and some programs will separately file them based on your information. I prefer to do them myself.

Aha. So this tax thing, it's once a year? Your employer doesn't deduct taxes automatically? It sounds like a lot of people would get in trouble with a single big payment like that.

 

[JCK]

When you say it like that it actually starts to be funny

I find the jokes about the Norwegians so funny because my childhood was full of exactly similar jokes but about our neighbours the Syrians

 

[Martin]

I find the jokes about the Norwegians so funny because my childhood was full of exactly similar jokes but about our neighbours the Syrians

Those jokes are probably older than Christianity. I heard them growing up told about the Swedes and Danes.

 

[Enron]

Aha. So this tax thing, it's once a year? Your employer doesn't deduct taxes automatically? It sounds like a lot of people would get in trouble with a single big payment like that.

We get a small tax taken out throughout the year. Then we pay the remainder if there is any now. Remember this is only income tax. There are also luxury, property, vehicle taxes as well. Those are paid at other times throughout the year.

 

[Zé Tahir]

I got another one: Why do Norwegians go to the bathroom with the door open?

Fine, I'll answer it myself

Because they don't want anyone to look through the keyhole. Har har har.

 

[Martin]

We get a small tax taken out throughout the year. Then we pay the remainder if there is any now. Remember this is only income tax. There are also luxury, property, vehicle taxes as well. Those are paid at other times throughout the year.

mkay then.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Fine, I'll answer it myself

Because they don't want anyone to look through the keyhole. Har har har.

I don't understand any of these.

 

[Enron]

mkay then.

So should I head to the embassy and ready your nationalization papers?

 

[Zé Tahir]

I don't understand any of these.

I guess you have to be Scandinavian.