2 eggs
1 bagel/2 slices of bread
mayo/cream cheese
favorite cheese
ham/turkey/bacon (some meat if desired)
Okay, take the two eggs, break them into a bowl, with a bottom that is about 10cm wide. Spray pam or some sort of non-stick spray on the bottom before you throw the two eggs in. take a fork and scramble the eggs in the bowl, then put them in the microwave for 2 minutes on medium.
toast either the bread or the bagel and put on it butter or mayo or cream cheese (if using the bagel) then throw on a slice of whatever cheese you have right after toasting. Then heat up whatever type of meat it is and throw it all together.
Should look like this:
Bagel/bread
mayo/cream cheese/butter
cheese
egg
meat
bagel/bread
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