What Are You Doing Right Now? (263 Viewers)

[Dostoevsky]

Umbrellas are overrated.

Indeed.

I hate 'em.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[JCK]

Boss: Dilbert, come up with a plan to integrate our product with with the one we acquired through the merger.

Dilbert: Okay. My plan was to throw away the competitor's product because it's just a cheap knock-off of our product.

Boss: How about a plan that doesn't make our CEO look like a moron?

Dilbert: He could stop wearing sleeveless sweaters.

 

[Martin]

Indeed.

I hate 'em.

umbrellas are for old people

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

good evening ppl!

 

[Martin]

Boss: Dilbert, come up with a plan to integrate our product with with the one we acquired through the merger.

Dilbert: Okay. My plan was to throw away the competitor's product because it's just a cheap knock-off of our product.

Boss: How about a plan that doesn't make our CEO look like a moron?

Dilbert: He could stop wearing sleeveless sweaters.

If you want some more entertainment along those lines, about the realities of corporate culture, have a look at this:
http://blog.cusec.net/2009/01/05/zed-shaw-the-acl-is-dead-cusec-2008/

Warning: geeky stuff

 

[Dostoevsky]

umbrellas are for old people

True.

 

[Martin]

good evening ppl!

To answer your question, Sheik. No, showing a picture of Burke licking himself like a cat does not make you look cooler

 

[Dostoevsky]

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

To answer your question, Sheik. No, showing a picture of Burke licking himself like a cat does not make you look cooler

and you just HAD to ruin it for me!

 

[V]

To answer your question, Sheik. No, showing a picture of Burke licking himself like a cat does not make you look cooler

 

[icemaη]

good evening ppl!

Have you heard about ManU sending a proposal to SAHARA to sponsor their shirts?

and that Sunil Chetri has been given a trial by Coventry City?

 

[Byrone]

Sheik your avatar is just as gay as Dru's.:sick:

 

[Martin]

Have you heard about ManU sending a proposal to SAHARA to sponsor their shirts?

and that Sunil Chetri has been given a trial by Coventry City?

Sahara, that's a cool name for a company.

 

[Yamen]

We have a mall called Sahara here.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Have you heard about ManU sending a proposal to SAHARA to sponsor their shirts?

and that Sunil Chetri has been given a trial by Coventry City?

no, and no!!!

 

[Yamen]

Sheik, is that you in the avatar?

 

[CheSchifo!]

Burke.

 

[CheSchifo!]

Dude, you're not actually Paul Newman, you're not 74. A 20 year old will survive getting wet, your body is not so frail that the slightest breeze sends you into a coma.

For peet's sake.

Actually I do have a problem with the cold. It's never too hot for me and I find 45°C cosy, but when it freezes.. my god, at times I think I'm dying. Two weeks ago we had -15°C in Belgium and I was waiting for the bus to come when I found myself praying .

 

[Martin]

Actually I do have a problem with the cold. It's never too hot for me and I find 45°C cosy, but when it freezes.. my god, at times I think I'm dying. Two weeks ago we had -15°C in Belgium and I was waiting for the bus to come when I found myself praying .

Well, -15 is pretty nasty, so that's understandable. But we're talking about rain here, plain old water.

Btw where are you from?

 

[icemaη]

Sahara, that's a cool name for a company.

They have been sponsoring Indian cricket team and hockey team for ages now... Their business ranges from TV, Movies to airlines...

no, and no!!!

I'm not really sure about what to make of SAHARA sponsoring ManU... It seems they send a dossier which contained Rooney and Ronaldo wearing ManU shirts with SAHARA as the label in front...

It'd be great if Sunil Chetri were to get a contract... He's got the talent and he deserves a chance...