What Are You Doing Right Now? (273 Viewers)

[Dostoevsky]

ex-"hi there Byron"
B-"hey what's up?"
ex-"i was thinking about you today,it has been a while"
B-"it sure has,jeez the last time i seen you was right after you caught me knobbing your sister,remember? you said that you wanted to take my balls off and i jumped out the window"
ex-"yeah i remember..........."
B-"so...what's up?"
ex-"just wanted to let you know...i...i just had a baby"
b-"no shit? when did we break up?"
ex-"11 months ago"
B-"so......basically you just wanted to TELL me you had a baby?"
ex-"well...yeah"
B-"thank fuck for that!"
phone clicks
ex-"hello?..........byron?"

i mean what the hell do they want from you?hi i just wanted to tell you that my vagina has been badly stretched and i will probably never be able to wear a g-string again unless i take the flaps to the inside so it does not look like a stingray is trying to escape from there

 

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[Lilith]

Rabih, you beautiful supermodel you! You are the prettiest of all your exes!

Anyway I just ate some chocolate. I hate chocolate but I am just greedy. The sugar woke me up however

 

[Lilith]

No one is asking your hand for marriage unless I give you my approval.

By, you heard what Rabbih said!

 

[Azzurri7]

be back in 10min pizza time

 

[Bjerknes]

I'm officially finished with the semester. Just owned an international finance and macro final exam.

PS - FUCK Data Mining.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Doh I'm starving. Too lazy to stand up and make something.

Congratulations Andrew.

 

[Lilith]

I'm officially finished with the semester. Just owned an international finance and macro final exam.

PS - FUCK Data Mining.

That's great! I have Int'l Business and HRM to write and then I am done for the semester. I hate HRM though, don't know why they had to put it in my course. One of the other business classes got this cool webpage to do and instead I got stuck with that lousy class.

 

[.zero]

whats for lunch?

 

[swag]

Congrats, Andy. arty:

 

[GordoDeCentral]

whats for lunch?

eat my ass lol

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Congrats, Andy. arty:

:rndh:

 

[Bjerknes]

Thanks brothers and sistaz. int:

That's great! I have Int'l Business and HRM to write and then I am done for the semester. I hate HRM though, don't know why they had to put it in my course. One of the other business classes got this cool webpage to do and instead I got stuck with that lousy class.

International business should be a breeze, shouldn't it?

 

[Bjerknes]

eat my ass lol

Hey Canardo, tell me how my ass tastes.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

WHat up all you suckah ass fools?

 

[Red]

I'm heading out for a drink or ten to celebrate.......eh.......Andy finishing the semester.

 

[Lilith]

International business should be a breeze, shouldn't it?

Yep if I actually read anything during the semester and didn't skip a few classes in between. I will start reading though tonight. I really need to do some work.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

DA!

I've been drunk for 10 days straight.

The reason I have not been on here is I fell asleep saturday and just woke up.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

International business should be a breeze, shouldn't it?

It was for my black ass.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Hey Canardo, tell me how my ass tastes.

kobe kobe kobe!!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

RAPE RAPE RAPE!