What Are You Doing Right Now? (208 Viewers)

[Bozi]

I could find your ass if I was dropped off in Alaska wearing only a bathing suit with a paper bag in my hand, a tooth brush in my mouth, and a can of gasoline on my back.

yeah but if i knew you were looking for my ass i would be running down your street with my head looking back between my knees and my trousers round my ankles

 

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[Enron]

You should burn that place to the ground.

 

[Martin]

possibly, there is a chance i never should have been considered for it in the first place:frown:

Least they can do now is give you an interview anyway and a chance to prove yourself

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

yeah but if i knew you were looking for my ass i would be running down your street with my head looking back between my knees and my trousers round my ankles

I just came in my pants.

 

[Dostoevsky]

But this looks like the face of a teddy bear.......




http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v367/40/37/742317900/n742317900_1127810_5106.jpg

Doh,I am Chuck Norris.

You saved my picture,I bet you have wet dreams about me. We must do some threesome again.

But you don't know whats bellow that....oh wait

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Doh,I am Chuck Norris.

You saved my picture,I bet you have wet dreams about me.

But you don't know whats bellow that....oh wait

i didn't save it, I just opened your facebook pic in a way that you all could see it from my profile.

And I do have dream dream wet wet about you.

.....and why do I call Bobby Boswell at the most inopportune times?

 

[icemaη]

SOA huh. So what are you building with them?

Haven't started building anything yet... The project is expected to start sometime in Jan I think... Right now I'm trying to do some small scale projects to learn the functionality...

webmeth is greatness

its very powerful stuff

I've heard it is... I'll find out soon enough...


Alrite gayboys, I'm off to bed... and Burke, clean up the mess you just made... Later...

 

[Dostoevsky]

i didn't save it, I just opened your facebook pic in a way that you all could see it from my profile.

And I do have dream dream wet wet about you.

.....and why do I call Bobby Boswell at the most inopportune times?

And we'd miss a lot of people if we do threesome.

Nothing without Rab's stomach.There would be Maldini's cream all over your house Burky.

 

[Lilith]

ya wasabi is the bomb, its really the most spicy thing in the world

Wasabi is nothing...you are cordially invited to try our pepper sauces!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

And we'd miss a lot of people if we do threesome.

Nothing without Rab's stomach.There would be Maldini's cream all over your house Burky.

Maldini's cream?

You need to read something, hold on.

 

[swag]

I just came in my pants.

Are you sure that ain't "jizzed in my pants"?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

BLOOM BLOOM!

True story:

Last season i was chillin with ballack and chelsea when all of a sudden robben's jankulovski started to smell, it was obvious that he was materazzi'in all over the place, so I told him to take a panucci because it looked like he had a totti head poking, so he took a huge panucci in the toilet but his jankulovski was looking good after he got out so my schweinsteiger got a bonazzoli and I pointed it right toward his panucci hole just when a huge materazzi he let out cleared the room.

So ballack and i were a little turned off so we went next door to see the maldini himself, drogba, and drog had a maldini in there and we were like whoa because how was a guy with a maldini going to service a maldini? so balla and i got to thinking who had a nice panucci hole? LAMPARD! so we kicked off our kicks and stripped our strips and we headed naked as the day we came out of the maldini over to see lammpy, he was in his room watching some de cock on schweinsteiger porn, kinda turned us back onto drogba, but anyway, we had some bonazzolis and we were in the mood for his pannuci hole so we flipped him over, but he had literally just taken a totti and his jankulovski was so dirty that we both volpi'd right there in the floor.

when we awoke, senor balla and i were engaged in schweinie to schweinie intercourse poking each others panucci holes but we were mad, our de cock holes we hurtin, we were had by someone.......

We went to the lobby of the hotel and i see a jankulovski that i knew from wayback, because my schweinie got a semi-dalla bona, all of a sudden this cat turned around and had a sweet rack of nestas, but the maldini looked different, it was none other than the delpie himself........

balla and i volpi'ed again right there in front of makelele and you know what?

Sheva comes out of the bathroom with de cock sauce on his mouth and you know who is next out of the bathroom looking like he just got the best schweinsteiger licking ever? DUŠAN! That nigger.......

http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=19432&highlight=story

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Are you sure that ain't "jizzed in my pants"?

That too.

 

[Il Re]

so this is what's happned eh, elvin scared away all the females and you guys have all gone homo

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

YOU CAN LEAVE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT!

 

[Dostoevsky]

BLOOM BLOOM!



http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=19432&highlight=story

That was gold.Especially the end of it.

 

[Dostoevsky]

YOU CAN LEAVE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT!

Even if he leaves he will still read it because he LOVE it but don't want to admit it.

 

[.zero]

so this is what's happned eh, elvin scared away all the females and you guys have all gone homo

yesssssssssss :fistpump:

 

[Il Re]

i think i'll stay :eyebrows:

 

[.zero]

looking up apps for my new E71