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soup and sandwiches it is!
I had a cup of chicken and a turkey sandwich. I had a huge craving for a bowl of Pho, but they don't have that in these parts.

Just had Econ Exam 2. I did fairly well considering the Professor did bother to teach two of the chapters. He just gave us a take home quiz and said See You Test Day. I got an 80 on the quiz. But since we didn't grade it until right before the test, no one got to properly study the tax chapter. That's what killed me, though I think I got at least 70 percent.
 

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    think before you do that my friend


    when i was still working in the hospital i got talking to this guy, had been pretty badly smashed up in a motorbike accident,after numerous operations he was home but still needed extensive surgery. he was fairly philosophical about it all but said he always remembered a guy who was in the same ward as him when he first crashed the bike. the guy had completely snapped ligaments in his knee and was in agony. they got talking and he asked him how he did it,expecting to be regaled with tales of a football related injury, instead he got a massive shock when the guy told him he had been biting his toe nails (yes,foot in mouth) and heard a snap before he passed out

    the moral of the story is, if you snap ligaments while your foot is in your mouth eating your toenails.....never,ever admit it
    :lol2:

    I'll remember that.
    NYG 6-1

    those steeler fags should learn how to protect Homoberger
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    Just had my hair cut.

    Shaved for the first time in ages yesterday.

    I'm fucking freezing now.
    You pussy! Man up!
    You guys mean Walker's crisps. :D
    We don't use that fag-tag slang on this side of the pond, Mr. Kilt.
     

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