.zero

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what i have noticed when i buy groceries to attempt to cook is that i become very tunnel-visioned. meaning i will buy stuff to make sandwiches on one trip to the grocery store and i will eat only sandwiches until the next trip (which could be months :D ).

i think the reason why i don't buy a bunch of stuff is because i don't like wasting food and i have let alot of stuff go to waste in the past. thus leading me back to the candy/cereal theory ;)
 

Martin

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Dec 31, 2000
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My thing with grocery shopping is I have no creativity. I forget why I came, I pick up three items and then I can't remember what else I wanted to get.
 

Enron

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So I was driving around yesterday and I saw this boy.
The boy was sitting on the curb next to an alley cat with a bag of M&Ms in his hand.
Then out of the blue, the boy eats and M&M and bites the shit outta the alley cat.
Then he walks about 3-5 five feet away and sits back down.
The alley cat comes over and the boy eats another M&M and bites the cat again.
This time he moves about four feet away.
Alley cat comes over and the boy eats another candy and bites the cat.
Then he moves another 3-5 feet away.
By this time I'm kind of disturbed so I roll down my window.
I said "Hey boy. What the fuck are you doing"?
He replied, "Playin' truck driver".
I say "What the hell do you mean playing truck driver"?
The boy looked at me funny and said "Playin' truck driver".
I said again "What do you mean"?
The boy said "Well sir I'm poppin' pills, eating pussy, and movin' on down the road".
 

.zero

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Aug 8, 2006
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Wrong attitude, man. You don't concede defeat, you celebrate victory as part of the winning team ;)
i have much to learn

So I was driving around yesterday and I saw this boy.
The boy was sitting on the curb next to an alley cat with a bag of M&Ms in his hand.
Then out of the blue, the boy eats and M&M and bites the shit outta the alley cat.
Then he walks about 3-5 five feet away and sits back down.
The alley cat comes over and the boy eats another M&M and bites the cat again.
This time he moves about four feet away.
Alley cat comes over and the boy eats another candy and bites the cat.
Then he moves another 3-5 feet away.
By this time I'm kind of disturbed so I roll down my window.
I said "Hey boy. What the fuck are you doing"?
He replied, "Playin' truck driver".
I say "What the hell do you mean playing truck driver"?
The boy looked at me funny and said "Playin' truck driver".
I said again "What do you mean"?
The boy said "Well sir I'm poppin' pills, eating pussy, and movin' on down the road".
you are amazing
 

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