What Are You Doing Right Now? (174 Viewers)

[Azzurri7]

Eating a homemade cheeseburger with lettuce, two tomatoes, an onion, mayo on the bottom bun and ketchup and mustard on the top bun, just the way I like it.

Fuck off, I'm starving.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Geof]

I'm not, but I feel like cooking anyway. Any ideas?

 

[Bjerknes]

Fuck off, I'm starving.

I wish you were here so I could cook for you, like a good girlfriend.

I'm not, but I feel like cooking anyway. Any ideas?

Make some potato-based gnocchi!

 

[Azzurri7]

I wish you were here so I could cook for you, like a good girlfriend.

like a decent wife eh?

 

[Bjerknes]

like a decent wife eh?

YES!

 

[Lion]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/664775/

 

[Bjerknes]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/664775/

Stupid motherfuckers.

 

[Lion]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/649485/

now watching this

 

[Lion]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/641129/

lmao

 

[Azzurri7]

Facebooking.

 

[Christina]

Trying to kill my laptop battery.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

I'm not, but I feel like cooking anyway. Any ideas?

my dinner for the past week

-roaster garlic tomato sauce mixed with spicy chilly sauce
-roaster red peppers in vinegar
-oat bran bread
-tomato
-carbonated water


tastes amazingly good, probably because by the time i am home i havent eaten in 6-7 hours

 

[Enron]

John Stewart.

 

[Enron]

Oh lord, I just got this e-mail.



So much money! I am too nervous to reply, what if he changes his mind?

Please help me with my reply.

Don't answer it. It's a scam to get account numbers and what not.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Don't answer it. It's a scam to get account numbers and what not.

he knows dude

 

[Joaco]

Drinking a relaxing vodka tonic :toast:

 

[Mafia]

I am currently wondering if i am a better striker than Luca Toni.

 

[swag]

I am watching today's mini-marathon of Bathroom Divas on Ovation TV. (Yes, Maple Syrup Guzzlers, Bravo don't show that in the States.)

OK, my best friend's brother is a judge...and he's pretty damn good in it.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Reading how some German loving gay boy is trying to prove that Podolski is an actual footballer and not just Luca Toni's boot boy.

DON'T MAKE ME PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!

i love how some of my coworker try to relate to me, one of the boys in NYC just sent me this email:

Klose Miroslav, biggest sleeper star in soccer.

What was your reply?

Beckenbauer Franz is the great hope of U 21

The COPS... are saying he's a cop... so I won't look for the cop. Are you soft, Fitz? When I tell you... to dump a body in the marsh, you dump him *IN* the marsh. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday, TO GET A FUCKING BLOWJOB!

DON'T LAUGH. THIS ISN"T REALITY TV.

Quoting the Departed doesn't add INCHES TO YOUR DICK, IN THIS FORUM, you get a ban for it.

Why do Americans have to drive on the right side of the road?

Because we are like 85% of the rest of the road.

Everyone that drives on the left is either from the UK or a former UK owned state.

Burke has a bumper sticker that is huge and it says "GO COCKS!"

No, my huge bumper sticker says:

"I'm a Cock Donor" my sweatshirt says, "COCKS"

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE. I just got dime-sized hail here at the house. This hasn't happened in about 6 years! FUCKING SWEET!

That's crazy.

(I had to delete the last line of this post because I didn't want to call you a fag.)

I am currently wondering if i am a better striker than Luca Toni.

I know my mom is, so you have to be.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Right now I'm watching Sportscenter, drinking coffee, and listening to Redman.