What Are You Doing Right Now? (263 Viewers)

[Gabriel]

Hello gays

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Best shit ever:

playing FM and Red Dead simultaneously while drinking coffee and listening to ESPN Radio.

 

[swag]

Hello gays

Yo, my Brother in Lemmitude! How goes it? What's the price on neckties in your neck of the tropical forest?

 

[swag]

Best shit ever:

playing FM and Red Dead simultaneously while drinking coffee and listening to ESPN Radio.

Well you can only top that by doing all that over a coffee can.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Hello gays

Hey Gabe. I do not worship cows, or anything, for that matter. I think praying is stupid.

 

[Byrone]

Hello gays

Gaybriel! How's it hanging in the land of icing sugar?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

It's called Thailand. Trouble is you never know which day of the week is the Ladyboy Surprise(tm).

Trademarking that?

 

[swag]

Trademarking that?

I'm in M&A discussions with the owners of Fleshlight.

 

[Gabriel]

Yo, my Brother in Lemmitude! How goes it? What's the price on neckties in your neck of the tropical forest?

Colombian necktie!!

What up?

Hey Gabe. I do not worship cows, or anything, for that matter. I think praying is stupid.

I know , what about worshipping the sun?

Gaybriel! How's it hanging in the land of icing sugar?

Meh, the usual drug dealing and stuff. How's you baldie?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I know , what about worshipping the sun?

The only ones I'll pray or worship is Joe Pesci and Del Piero.

 

[Gabriel]

What if Joe Pesci brings a baseball bat and kills Del Piero?

 

[Kate]

No. I mean visting a whorehouse or ordering a callgirl kinda thing.

@Kate: Wow. Any idea why he\she chose to do that?

I mixture of being severely emotionally unstable and being a poor student. She has been sectioned once since then.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Oh damn. How old is she?

What if Joe Pesci brings a baseball bat and kills Del Piero?

I'll proclaim Joe as the anti-Del Piero!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Well you can only top that by doing all that over a coffee can.

Damn right...

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I'm in M&A discussions with the owners of Fleshlight.

Nice, well done, sir.

What if Joe Pesci brings a baseball bat and kills Del Piero?

That would be amazing.

 

[Gabriel]

Oh damn. How old is she?



I'll proclaim Joe as the anti-Del Piero!

Now you got all the basics next is..

1 Start a church
2 convince people
3 ?????
4 profit?

That would be amazing.

Indeed.

 

[Kate]

Oh damn. How old is she?

She is a couple of years younger than I am. And she is now engaged to an abusive druggie who uses an escort service and then lies about it. She tells fortunes for money and works at Domino's pizza.

It is amazing, she used to be so intelligent and talented and normal, then something switched and went off the rails.

 

[Byrone]

Meh, the usual drug dealing and stuff. How's you baldie?

I met a colombian butterface a month ago & i needed your help translating stuff but you weren't anywhere to be found. So i'm not impressed with you. You still with that useless gf of yours?

 

[Gabriel]

I met a colombian butterface a month ago & i needed your help translating stuff but you weren't anywhere to be found. So i'm not impressed with you. You still with that useless gf of yours?

Pics or she's Osman dong with a wig.


I guess so, but i haven't talked to her in a while, i can't be arsed.

Plus, i've been hanging out with other chicks.

 

[swag]

Colombian necktie!!

What up?

You know it! The gift that keeps on giving. For the tongue-tied.

I mixture of being severely emotionally unstable and being a poor student. She has been sectioned once since then.

Sectioned?