What Are You Doing Right Now? (693 Viewers)

[Azzurri7]

Man, I so love surfing around with women in their 30's.

 

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[Azzurri7]

I used to as well, but they pay me the same for this so I switched

Well, my father better give me some pay-rise soon or I will have to resign

 

[Trezegol17]

Oh my, Sheik, your grammar reflex must be swinging off the charts.

But sounds good :lick:

Is it Pancakes,Cookies, Brownies then? my bad

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Man, I so love surfing around with women in their 30's.

I envy you so much. You get to surf around with women in their 30's while my mom asks me to get married soon! :depressed

 

[Azzurri7]

I envy you so much. You get to surf around with women in their 30's while my mom asks me to get married soon! :depressed

I don't know if I will ever get into the marriage cage. Surfing around is so much in my blood. Unless my future wife will have some sort of magic stick and changes me.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I don't know if I will ever get into the marriage cage. Surfing around is so much in my blood. Unless my future wife will have some sort of magic stick and changes me.

How old are you?

 

[Azzurri7]

How old are you?

How much would you give me?

 

[Kate]

At least you're not getting the "When am I going to see some grandchildren?" thing like I am from my mother.

 

[Azzurri7]

At least you're not getting the "When am I going to see some grandchildren?" thing like I am from my mother.

You wouldn't want to meet my mum then. She's like I want to choose you the girl you should marry ... She's like what are you going to call your kids, when am I going to play with them etc... To make her happy I even told her I will give her name to my girl if I will ever have a baby girl.

 

[Enron]

Arizona does it again. Birther Bill Passed!!!

 

[Kate]

You wouldn't want to meet my mum then. She's like I want to choose you the girl you should marry ... She's like what are you going to call your kids, when am I going to play with them etc... To make her happy I even told her I will give her name to my girl if I will ever have a baby girl.

Fair enough, mine's not that bad!

 

[Bezzy]

then i have the best mom of the world

 

[Snoop]

then i have the best mom of the world

pics, or it didn't happen!

 

[Kate]

pics, or it didn't happen!

Pictures of her mother? Aiming for the older ladies now, are we?

 

[Enron]

Women are like fine wine. Until they get too old, then the bottle breaks.

 

[Bezzy]

pics, or it didn't happen!

you don't want to see a picture of her but my mum never complains to me about grandchildren, marriage or things like that

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

How much would you give me?

At least you're not getting the "When am I going to see some grandchildren?" thing like I am from my mother.

Yeah that's worse.

Arizona does it again. Birther Bill Passed!!!

I know about Birthers, but what is the Birther Bill?

 

[Enron]

I know about Birthers, but what is the Birther Bill?

If you want to run for office in Arizona or be on the national ballot in Arizona, then you have to supply an affidavit that proves you're born in the US.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

@Aaron: So normally, no one would confirm that otherwise?

I just had a brilliant idea. We should all call out bathrooms the San Siro Stadium. Then we can say "I just went to my San Siro and flushed a steaming pile of Inter down the drain!

 

[Snoop]

Pictures of her mother? Aiming for the older ladies now, are we?

Oh yeah! Milfs are the best!

you don't want to see a picture of her but my mum never complains to me about grandchildren, marriage or things like that

Don't worry, I want to see her, I hope she is busty!

He meant "how old you think I am", he translated it from Arabic, so it lost the meaning