Here's a true story.
Last night, I went out with a girl been messaging with her for a while and speaking on the phone, a girl I met few weeks ago in a lounge bar. So I went to pick her up, as she got into my car, she said I'm starving I wanna eat something, I said okay....
Rab: So where you wanna go eat?
Girl: I don't know, I don't want anything sophisticated, something fast and easy to eat.
Rab: Fast-food? Okay....
Girl: Yeah, we grab something on take away I don't want to sit in a restaurant.
Rab: How about we go to my place have dinner or order something if you want and grab a drink since....(she cuts me off)
Girl: Who do you think I am? PROSTITUTE? Cheap girl? You Arabs are all like this, you think if you have some nice fantasy car you can fuck a girl just like this...I'M NOT THIS TYPE OF GIRLS you've met before RABIIIIH
Before I continue, if I tell you guys the SMS she's been sending me for the past weeks, you would all be shocked, at times she was sending me messages asking me what positions I like and if I ever had a threesome and lots of sexual questions.... and to listen and see her face reaction you'd say she was born in a church.
Anyway, to continue...
Rab: Look, I didn't say I want to have sex with you, I just came with this idea since you don't feel like sitting in any public place and eat...
Girl: Whatever...how about we hit Mc Donalds?
Rab: Alright...
We went to Mc Donalds she ate, I had a coffee... we finished we took a walk, then I had to go meet a friend of mine, so she asked me to drop her home...
As I was dropping her home, I pulled the car turn off my engine and we started chatting a bit
Girl: What are you doing on the weekends?
Rab: I don't know, I'll msg you anyway
While speaking to her she shows me a picture on her cellphone in a bikini, so I ask her
Rab: You look like Patricia in this photo (her cousin)
Girl: Yeah, except that she has bigger boobs, I wanna put silicon on my breasts
Rab: Aha....when?
Girl: I don't know... You want to finance me put them?

Rab: :silence:..... what do I get in return?
Girl: What do you want?
Rab: You know what I want from you...
Girl: Sex? You'll have it after I put the silicon
Rab: No, I want before you.
Girl: What if you screw me? I sleep with you and then you disappear?
Rab: Do I look like someone who will disappoint you and disappear?
Girl: Lets make a deal....when can you hand me the cash
Rab: How much it costs to put silicon? I think around 2.5k no? At the end of this month
Girl: Then, for the other part not to screw the other... on 29th this month, you hand me the money, we have sex and we go together for the operation

Rab: Okay, we'll be in contact....
So just thinking how she was acting at first, and how she finished it in style before I dropped her home makes me pee in my pants.

I laughed so much after dropping her home.