Azzurri7

Pinturicchio
Moderator
Dec 16, 2003
72,692
Here's a true story.

Last night, I went out with a girl been messaging with her for a while and speaking on the phone, a girl I met few weeks ago in a lounge bar. So I went to pick her up, as she got into my car, she said I'm starving I wanna eat something, I said okay....

Rab: So where you wanna go eat?
Girl: I don't know, I don't want anything sophisticated, something fast and easy to eat.
Rab: Fast-food? Okay....
Girl: Yeah, we grab something on take away I don't want to sit in a restaurant.
Rab: How about we go to my place have dinner or order something if you want and grab a drink since....(she cuts me off)
Girl: Who do you think I am? PROSTITUTE? Cheap girl? You Arabs are all like this, you think if you have some nice fantasy car you can fuck a girl just like this...I'M NOT THIS TYPE OF GIRLS you've met before RABIIIIH

Before I continue, if I tell you guys the SMS she's been sending me for the past weeks, you would all be shocked, at times she was sending me messages asking me what positions I like and if I ever had a threesome and lots of sexual questions.... and to listen and see her face reaction you'd say she was born in a church.

Anyway, to continue...

Rab: Look, I didn't say I want to have sex with you, I just came with this idea since you don't feel like sitting in any public place and eat...
Girl: Whatever...how about we hit Mc Donalds?
Rab: Alright...

We went to Mc Donalds she ate, I had a coffee... we finished we took a walk, then I had to go meet a friend of mine, so she asked me to drop her home...

As I was dropping her home, I pulled the car turn off my engine and we started chatting a bit

Girl: What are you doing on the weekends?
Rab: I don't know, I'll msg you anyway

While speaking to her she shows me a picture on her cellphone in a bikini, so I ask her

Rab: You look like Patricia in this photo (her cousin)
Girl: Yeah, except that she has bigger boobs, I wanna put silicon on my breasts
Rab: Aha....when?
Girl: I don't know... You want to finance me put them? :lol:
Rab: :silence:..... what do I get in return?
Girl: What do you want?
Rab: You know what I want from you...
Girl: Sex? You'll have it after I put the silicon
Rab: No, I want before you put them
Girl: What if you screw me? I sleep with you and then you disappear?
Rab: Do I look like someone who will disappoint you and disappear?
Girl: Lets make a deal....when can you hand me the cash
Rab: How much it costs to put silicon? I think around 2.5k no? At the end of this month
Girl: Then, for the other part not to screw the other... on 29th this month, you hand me the money, we have sex and we go together for the operation :lol::lol:


Rab: Okay, we'll be in contact....


So just thinking how she was acting at first, and how she finished it in style before I dropped her home makes me pee in my pants. :D I laughed so much after dropping her home.
 

WΏΏdy?

Senior Member
Dec 23, 2005
14,997
Here's a true story.

Last night, I went out with a girl been messaging with her for a while and speaking on the phone, a girl I met few weeks ago in a lounge bar. So I went to pick her up, as she got into my car, she said I'm starving I wanna eat something, I said okay....

Rab: So where you wanna go eat?
Girl: I don't know, I don't want anything sophisticated, something fast and easy to eat.
Rab: Fast-food? Okay....
Girl: Yeah, we grab something on take away I don't want to sit in a restaurant.
Rab: How about we go to my place have dinner or order something if you want and grab a drink since....(she cuts me off)
Girl: Who do you think I am? PROSTITUTE? Cheap girl? You Arabs are all like this, you think if you have some nice fantasy car you can fuck a girl just like this...I'M NOT THIS TYPE OF GIRLS you've met before RABIIIIH

Before I continue, if I tell you guys the SMS she's been sending me for the past weeks, you would all be shocked, at times she was sending me messages asking me what positions I like and if I ever had a threesome and lots of sexual questions.... and to listen and see her face reaction you'd say she was born in a church.

Anyway, to continue...

Rab: Look, I didn't say I want to have sex with you, I just came with this idea since you don't feel like sitting in any public place and eat...
Girl: Whatever...how about we hit Mc Donalds?
Rab: Alright...

We went to Mc Donalds she ate, I had a coffee... we finished we took a walk, then I had to go meet a friend of mine, so she asked me to drop her home...

As I was dropping her home, I pulled the car turn off my engine and we started chatting a bit

Girl: What are you doing on the weekends?
Rab: I don't know, I'll msg you anyway

While speaking to her she shows me a picture on her cellphone in a bikini, so I ask her

Rab: You look like Patricia in this photo (her cousin)
Girl: Yeah, except that she has bigger boobs, I wanna put silicon on my breasts
Rab: Aha....when?
Girl: I don't know... You want to finance me put them? :lol:
Rab: :silence:..... what do I get in return?
Girl: What do you want?
Rab: You know what I want from you...
Girl: Sex? You'll have it after I put the silicon
Rab: No, I want before you.
Girl: What if you screw me? I sleep with you and then you disappear?
Rab: Do I look like someone who will disappoint you and disappear?
Girl: Lets make a deal....when can you hand me the cash
Rab: How much it costs to put silicon? I think around 2.5k no? At the end of this month
Girl: Then, for the other part not to screw the other... on 29th this month, you hand me the money, we have sex and we go together for the operation :lol::lol:


Rab: Okay, we'll be in contact....


So just thinking how she was acting at first, and how she finished it in style before I dropped her home makes me pee in my pants. :D I laughed so much after dropping her home.

+rep :rofl:

What are u going to do rab? :D
 

Snoop

Sabet is a nasty virgin
Oct 2, 2001
28,186
WΏΏdy;2962367 said:
+rep :rofl:

What are u going to do rab? :D
I won't be surprised if he pays the bill, that bastard is so rich, he shits gold :D
I was getting to you! :D How are you this morning, honey?

And hello Asif! Just morning stuff is up, and on the look out for pranks. You?

@Janna, that was unwise! ;) Good to at least have the reconnaissance.
I am better now (like you say it :D) and you?
 

icemaη

Rab's Husband - The Regista
Moderator
Aug 27, 2008
36,360
@Rab, :lol2: Pay for one of the silicone pads. That way she has one breast bigger than the other. Tell her you'll pay for the other one in a months time :D

I was getting to you! :D How are you this morning, honey?

And hello Asif! Just morning stuff is up, and on the look out for pranks. You?

@Janna, that was unwise! ;) Good to at least have the reconnaissance.
Working from home as I generally do on Fridays. I just want to sleep :frown2:
 

Azzurri7

Pinturicchio
Moderator
Dec 16, 2003
72,692
@Rab, :lol2: Pay for one of the silicone pads. That way she has one breast bigger than the other. Tell her you'll pay for the other one in a months time :D
:lol: That would be the most awesome thing I would ever do. The thing is, she's profiting from her sexy look and doing a business. Not a prostitute business but a real business :D
 

Snoop

Sabet is a nasty virgin
Oct 2, 2001
28,186
:lol: That would be the most awesome thing I would ever do. The thing is, she's profiting from her sexy look and doing a business. Not a prostitute business but a real business :D
Do a deal with her, pay the money, but tell her you have to tape it, and we Juventuz members will donate you the sum, Byrone will cover most of it anyway, and you will post it here :touched:
 
Apr 15, 2006
56,640
I just overslept and missed my ride to work! :sergio:

WΏΏdy;2962194 said:
Indian weed is not crappy :stuckup: sheik will testify with me :D
True. It has its moments. So it is pretty good.
I heard it's tough to get good bud there. You have to buy hash instead.
That's not true. Cos if it was, I would've had more hash by now than weed.
If we are playing, it'll be in the evening...
Awesome.
Morning sperm cells.
Morning, Kleenex.
blʘndu;2962201 said:
well i wanna see shiva next :stuckup:
Only cos you asked for it! :tup:
 

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