What Are You Doing Right Now? (313 Viewers)

[WΏΏdy?]

What sudden, short lasting ailments are good for calling a sick day (except diarrhea)? Serious, helpful answers please, fiends.

Constipation

July 9th and 10th. You are coming right?

Sure thing mate,just send me the address and a plane ticket ...seriously though who knows,i might if im invited

 

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[Bisco]

Morning Woody..

hey Ice.. I am enjoying some (Chai Halib) you know the infamous tea with milk

sa7eten although i dont know how people drink that bro!! it brings back memories of school when we were forced to drink that every morning!!!

 

[WΏΏdy?]

sa7eten although i dont know how people drink that bro!! it brings back memories of school when we were forced to drink that every morning!!!

Why forced to drink?

It tastes delicious

 

[Yamen]

You probably didn't have the propper one
Its like medicine in here ya salam law 7agar shisha ba2a - Allaaaaaaaaah

My wife hated it, then I drove up to a small joint (cafeteria) and ordered some for me and her. Now she is hooked

 

[Bisco]

Constipation

i tip my hat off to you sir!!! yeah u can go with this one but can u really stay home for that?!?! or or or hemorroids now that can get over the radar but matt needs to specify like yamen mentioned would he need to get a doc prescription to uni or work or its all good. if its all good i suggest hemorroids symptoms are easy to remember too. treatment i need to go back to the books i forgot about it bec it was one of the nastiest things i had to study and solve cases on.

another one can be sprained ankle!!

 

[icemaη]

Morning Woody..

hey Ice.. I am enjoying some (Chai Halib) you know the infamous tea with milk

With rainbow cardamom milk? that was yum!

 

[WΏΏdy?]

i tip my hat off to you sir!!! yeah u can go with this one but can u really stay home for that?!?! or or or hemorroids now that can get over the radar but matt needs to specify like yamen mentioned would he need to get a doc prescription to uni or work or its all good. if its all good i suggest hemorroids symptoms are easy to remember too. treatment i need to go back to the books i forgot about it bec it was one of the nastiest things i had to study and solve cases on.

another one can be sprained ankle!!

He can sell it if he does it right but if he wants the best excuse with an easy way out he can say "i passed a kidney stone and it hurt like hell "

 

[Yamen]

you guys remind of last night. I had stomach issues few days ago, and yesterday was Day 1 going back to normal food. Anyway, so I made some fried eggs and watched NG Wild channel as they had some episode about lions in the wild. Then it took a turn when they decided to test animal poop to see which animal extracts more energy from their diet including lions of course. The scenes of collecting poo while I was eating was surely anything but delightful!

 

[Yamen]

With rainbow cardamom milk? that was yum!

EXACTLY

 

[Bisco]

Why forced to drink?

It tastes delicious

forced bec i have parents who cant function with out having it i hate it bec u know when u leave it for a bit it forms cream i hate it soo much i guess i never learned to appreciate it. so from 5th grade on wards bisco either has normal tea or ovalatine ( yes bring the jokes!!)

You probably didn't have the propper one
Its like medicine in here ya salam law 7agar shisha ba2a - Allaaaaaaaaah

My wife hated it, then I drove up to a small joint (cafeteria) and ordered some for me and her. Now she is hooked

its mazag 3ala fekra i def agree with u on this yamen!! my parents love it more than anything and off course like all arabs in the afternoon after the nap they need to have tea. shisha plus tea, coffee, and even shay be 7aleeb = awesomeness fact!!

 

[WΏΏdy?]

forced bec i have parents who cant function with out having it i hate it bec u know when u leave it for a bit it forms cream i hate it soo much i guess i never learned to appreciate it. so from 5th grade on wards bisco either has normal tea or ovalatine ( yes bring the jokes!!)

Cheers bro

 

[Yamen]

No Nido Bisco?

 

[Bisco]

He can sell it if he does it right but if he wants the best excuse with an easy way out he can say "i passed a kidney stone and it hurt like hell "

u r a pro when it comes to faking diseases woody!!! damn passing kidney stones is a brutal excuse as for if he does it right?!?!?! care to elaborate bec thats like driving me crazy now trying to figure out whats the right way to pass that

i'm guessing here ok, but i think matt is trying to ditch an exam at uni now trust me its no easy feat but if he knows a dr or even a family dr who has a prescription booklet anything can pass provided he walks to his prof looking like he has been to a war zone thats the tricky part the prescription part is the easiest god bless having nieghbors who are physicans in the building and a favour here or there wont harm

you guys remind of last night. I had stomach issues few days ago, and yesterday was Day 1 going back to normal food. Anyway, so I made some fried eggs and watched NG Wild channel as they had some episode about lions in the wild. Then it took a turn when they decided to test animal poop to see which animal extracts more energy from their diet including lions of course. The scenes of collecting poo while I was eating was surely anything but delightful!

for future reference yamen!! i'm bieng serious have flagy in the house!!! off course u only not yr wife and def not the little princess dont give them that bec its not right but for u since u dont lactate, and u r above 12 have one every meal ( best is after but prepare the glass of water before u put the pill on yr tongue and drink the water like u were drinking beer i,e in one shot and quickly bec if the pill dissolves in yr mouth u feel horrible!!) what flagyl does is it kills any bacteria in side causing u to have an upset stomach and/if u have diarreah after eating sth u were'nt too sure about. NEVER eat eggs after a stomach ache it makes it worse, or during a flu. as for ng u r lucky u were'nt watching the episode where they used elephant poop to make a hiding case for a camera to bring it closer to the elephants that was nasty stuff!!! smart yes but nasty!!

 

[Bisco]

No Nido Bisco?

ma3 nido tekber we te7la el haya my god yamen u brough back loads of memories now

 

[Bisco]

Cheers bro

hey u know it rocks!!!!! back in the day we did'nt have what the new kids have now with there hershey's hot coco, there swiss miss ( it was'nt there back then ) and nesquick was trash

 

[WΏΏdy?]

u r a pro when it comes to faking diseases woody!!! damn passing kidney stones is a brutal excuse as for if he does it right?!?!?! care to elaborate bec thats like driving me crazy now trying to figure out whats the right way to pass that

i'm guessing here ok, but i think matt is trying to ditch an exam at uni now trust me its no easy feat but if he knows a dr or even a family dr who has a prescription booklet anything can pass provided he walks to his prof looking like he has been to a war zone thats the tricky part the prescription part is the easiest god bless having nieghbors who are physicans in the building and a favour here or there wont harm

True,but if u piss a stone how the hell is he supposed to provide evidence? poor guy would be crying in pain instead of diving in the toilet to fish out the tiny stone...
My guess...i dont think its a exam he is trying to call off....he does not to use diarrhea as an excuse because its embarassing so its probably work or something personal

Open a vbookie event to bet before he comes back

 

[Bisco]

bisco out, i have the worlds most boring lecture . catch u guys later. have a good day yamen, asif, bezares, and woody

 

[WΏΏdy?]

good luck

 

[Bisco]

True,but if u piss a stone how the hell is he supposed to provide evidence? poor guy would be crying in pain instead of diving in the toilet to fish out the tiny stone...
My guess...i dont think its a exam he is trying to call off....he does not to use diarrhea as an excuse because its embarassing so its probably work or something personal

Open a vbookie event to bet before he comes back

:devil: agreed that would be a ridiculous thing to say kidney stone is not too bad to be honest impressive!!! note to bisco : now u know what to use for when u r stuck and cant get a prescription

 

[Yamen]

Cheers buddy and hopefully you sit next to a chic to chill out with during that lecture