What Are You Doing Right Now? (202 Viewers)

[Enron]

what do they do?

Instead of believing that the only hell is one Earth like the witnesses and that life is a bunch of doom and gloom. They believe Mormons are the one true people and will be granted good stuff in the afterlife so long as you keep with a next to literal translation of their books and the interpretations of their prophets.

 

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[swag]

i've had some good times with mormons and jehova's witnesses in my day

As in turning them on to each other to compete who can save the other first?

 

[Martin]

this could be my downfall

 

[Martin]

Instead of believing that the only hell is one Earth like the witnesses and that life is a bunch of doom and gloom. They believe Mormons are the one true people and will be granted good stuff in the afterlife so long as you keep with a next to literal translation of their books and the interpretations of their prophets.

so they're like everyone else?

 

[swag]

Instead of believing that the only hell is one Earth like the witnesses and that life is a bunch of doom and gloom. They believe Mormons are the one true people and will be granted good stuff in the afterlife so long as you keep with a next to literal translation of their books and the interpretations of their prophets.

There was a nice article in the Economist this week about how the Mormons heavily funded the Pro-Prop 8 campaign in California that made same sex marriage illegal. Under the auspices of "saving marriage" of course. And of course the article points out the irony that Mormon polygamy was perhaps the most perverse treatment of marriage this nation has ever experienced.

 

[Enron]

so they're like everyone else?

They let you have more than one wife and being a prophet is open to anyone, except black people. To brush Mormonism off as "just another religion" would be a mistake. They're quite scary actually.

 

[Enron]

There was a nice article in the Economist this week about how the Mormons heavily funded the Pro-Prop 8 campaign in California that made same sex marriage illegal. Under the auspices of "saving marriage" of course. And of course the article points out the irony that Mormon polygamy was perhaps the most perverse treatment of marriage this nation has ever experienced.

Shit man. They just don't do it the SLC anymore.

 

[.zero]

Dru & E,i need your help! Im trying to find a gorgeous woman that would make Martin go weak in the knees.The kind that would make him ditch his ubuntu loving ways,make him purchase apple products,make him dress like a backstreet boy & dance like ricky martin.One that would make him shave his entire body & tattoo her name across his chest.

anything to help a friend
sarah shahi could help for starters

As in turning them on to each other to compete
who can save the other first?

no no but that would be a good one.

i would in turn invite them in and preach to them about being hindu

They let you have more than one wife and being a prophet is open to anyone, except black people. To brush Mormonism off as "just another religion" would be a mistake. They're quite scary actually.

they really do freak me out at times

 

[swag]

Shit man. They just don't do it the SLC anymore.

That South Park episode was a crack-up, though. You knew pot shots at Scientology weren't far behind.

Still, Steve Young is legend in these parts, and not for his days as a Buccaneer or USFL player either. And the guy is a practicing Mormon, as the great-great-great-grandson of Brigham Young himself. And even he had a "No on Prop 8" placard on his lawn.

 

[.zero]

ya i was gonna suggest for martin to watch the south park episode on mormons

 

[swag]

Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum...

 

[Bjerknes]

Of course, the Mormons were the ones to set up that compound in Texas that was raided this past spring. What is with Mormons and compounds?

Take your potassium cyanide pills and get it over with, Hailboppers.

 

[.zero]

what a great song to accompany that episode

 

[Byrone]

Okay boys im out,its 3am & im beat.Have a long day ahead of me.Later fackers.

 

[.zero]

here it is martin:

http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/712/

sorry, if you scroll down its titiled "joseph smith part 1 & 2"

 

[Enron]

Speaking of great songs.

 

[swag]

Speaking of great songs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78pQOkLTdFo

Friggin' Outfield. I was just talking about these guys last week.

Yeah, it's got the requisite 80's hairspray. But they still ain't half bad.

 

[.zero]

Okay boys im out,its 3am & im beat.Have a long day ahead of me.Later fackers.

payce out homey

 

[.zero]

check out espn, usc - ou game is on and some usc player just straight gave an ou player a nut shot. leaving him on the floor

 

[Enron]

Basketball? Are you serious?