Kate

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ßöмßäяðîëя;2886498 said:
What about in the Julian Assange/Franck Ribery way?
Afraid I'm girl-free.

Byrone, there actually aren't many comedy over the phone moments. Mostly "serious business", it is more my colleagues who provide constant entertainment with their "she said this, he said that, etc"
 

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    Afraid I'm girl-free.

    Byrone, there actually aren't many comedy over the phone moments. Mostly "serious business", it is more my colleagues who provide constant entertainment with their "she said this, he said that, etc"
    Did you know Buffon once groped Tony Blair and then the next day gave a Southwestern-style hand job to Gordo Brownski?
     

    Byrone

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    Ouch :lol:

    What happened with that fight. I feel like a woman now - I wanna hear every single detail. :D
    This is neither the time nor the place to be discussing that. I'll drop you a pm tomorrow.:D

    Afraid I'm girl-free.

    Byrone, there actually aren't many comedy over the phone moments. Mostly "serious business", it is more my colleagues who provide constant entertainment with their "she said this, he said that, etc"
    Okay, i see but you can't honestly tell me that you never get the occasional idiot over the phone.
     

    Enron

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    He's a man of many talents.
    It's worse than that...

    Gianluigi Buffon, or the Big Schuletto as family call him, used to blow cig smoke in to Giovinco's face and laugh hysterically until he said "AHHHHHH Seba, mi scuse'". In the locker room, they sit adjacent to each other with Seba occasionally sitting side saddle on one of Papa Gigi's knees.

    Giovinco got cancer from this activity, which caused his mother to die of depression in addition to a long list of calamities that befell the city of Turin. Flying cats, falling frogs, the 2006 Olympics. In the aftermath Juve had to sell half of Giovinco to Julian Assange and the other half to the Pope.
     

    Kate

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    It's worse than that...

    Gianluigi Buffon, or the Big Schuletto as family call him, used to blow cig smoke in to Giovinco's face and laugh hysterically until he said "AHHHHHH Seba, mi scuse'". In the locker room, they sit adjacent to each other with Seba occasionally sitting side saddle on one of Papa Gigi's knees.

    Giovinco got cancer from this activity, which caused his mother to die of depression in addition to a long list of calamities that befell the city of Turin. Flying cats, falling frogs, the 2006 Olympics. In the aftermath Juve had to sell half of Giovinco to Julian Assange and the other half to the Pope.
    I love him.
     

    Kate

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    Mainly I just talked them down from trees, burning buildings and the like. A lot of "Oh, how terrible, Oh, I know!" in the style of Sybil Fawlty. And more paper pushing.
     

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