I'd be useless. I don't offer anything besides smart cracks anyway, most of which aren't even funny.
OK, I'm going to start Goose shots. Seriously, I may die tonight. My body feels like Chernobyl on steroids, but I've got no beer left. I haven't pulled one of these all day drinking binges since Michigan vs. PSU two years ago.
Plus Ive had about 10 hours of sleep in the last 72.