What Are You Doing Right Now? (175 Viewers)

[swag]

There would have been a time when we said "swag, isn't that a little bit..?", but no, you've worn us down.

...off topic?

Well, yes, of course.

Yeah, I know what you mean. I've kinda noticed it too. You may be surprised that I keep myself in check sometimes and don't post all the most offensive things I can think of. I leave that to Burke.

But yeah, I think it's time for a kinder, gentler, more mature swag. Especially if I'm supposed to pretend I'm a forum admin, dammit.

 

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[Martin]

...off topic?

Well, yes, of course.

Yeah, I know what you mean. I've kinda noticed it too. You may be surprised that I keep myself in check sometimes and don't post all the most offensive things I can think of. I leave that to Burke.

But yeah, I think it's time for a kinder, gentler, more mature swag. Especially if I'm supposed to pretend I'm a forum admin, dammit.

There is that. Also, Deneb wants to know why you always talk about trannies.

 

[.zero]

...off topic?

Well, yes, of course.

Yeah, I know what you mean. I've kinda noticed it too. You may be surprised that I keep myself in check sometimes and don't post all the most offensive things I can think of. I leave that to Burke.

But yeah, I think it's time for a kinder, gentler, more mature swag. Especially if I'm supposed to pretend I'm a forum admin, dammit.

Don't be a sellout

 

[swag]

There is that. Also, Deneb wants to know why you always talk about trannies.

That's because at night I dress up in drag as Zé Swag and enter contests at Esta Noche in SF's Mission.

You see, lacking a career as a world-class Brazilian soccer player, I've decided to skip all the formalities of World Cup and European club glory and just head straight for a life of cachaça and trannies.

Either that, or Big Balls Bethany has sat on my head too many times and it's started to asphyxiate my brain.

 

[Martin]

That's because at night I dress up in drag as Zé Swag and enter contests at Esta Noche in SF's Mission.

You see, lacking a career as a world-class Brazilian soccer player, I've decided to skip all the formalities of World Cup and European club glory and just head straight for a life of cachaça and trannies.

Either that, or Big Balls Bethany has sat on my head too many times and it's started to asphyxiate my brain.

Cmon, how am I gonna break this news to Deneb? Give me the happy version.

 

[swag]

Cmon, how am I gonna break this news to Deneb? Give me the happy version.

OK, I launched a successful Web site for fading Brazilian soccer stars called MyTranny.com. ( That's meutravesti.com.br )

 

[X Æ A-12]

My stupid fucking cat just threw up all over the rug.

 

[Martin]

OK, I launched a successful Web site for fading Brazilian soccer stars called MyTranny.com.

Burke is going to check if the domain is free.

 

[Martin]

My stupid fucking cat just threw up all over the rug.

Roll up the rug with the cat in it and find a dumpster?

 

[swag]

Roll up the rug with the cat in it and find a dumpster?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

burke you missed a hell of a rapper career

no doubt

Skopje via Sofia

he mean tin romania, burke would be huge in the land of the carpathians

Yea, fucking vampire bitches.

My stupid fucking cat just threw up all over the rug.

I've never been much of a fan of anything that comes out of a pussy.

Roll up the rug with the cat in it and find a dumpster?

.....the best option thus far.

 

[.zero]

Lunch

later foreigners

 

[X Æ A-12]

Roll up the rug with the cat in it and find a dumpster?

Nah I don't want to deal with it so I'm just going to pretend I didn't see it and wait for someone else to come home and clean it up.

I've never been much of a fan of anything that comes out of a pussy.

Did you come out the backside?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

No, I'm just not a big fan of myself.

 

[blondu]

he mean tin romania, burke would be huge in the land of the carpathians

better than this mofo for sure:

no doubt

Skopje via Sofia

to mures via bucharest so vaya con dios

 

[X Æ A-12]

better than this mofo for sure:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG6tJrXIrm0

Nothing beats the original though:

 

[Bjerknes]

OMG American hotties at the stadium.

Lets get this game on.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Let me know scores, I can't get it here, Drew.

 

[Bjerknes]

It's on ESPN3 and here

http://atdhe.net/

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I just see a bunch of nigs talkin' about how they got it rough or some shit.