What Are You Doing Right Now? (256 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Former WVU punter/place kicker Pat McAfee, now at the Colts, was arrested Tuesday morning for drunk in public.

http://m.apnews.com/ap/db_16006/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=YoUczHy8

Police asked McAfee how much he had to drink.

"A lot cause I am drunk," McAfee said, according to the report.

Dude, he was wasted, I heard about this at 6am my time ehis morning, that's how fast news travels in the Mountain State.

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Has anybody ever written a job proposal to a company before? Not a proposal for funding, but rather a proposal to create a position.

What position to what company?

I might be able to help you.

 

[Byrone]

I smoke time to time and this doesn't happen but I'm pretty sure this time around they are to blame One of my cousins is getting married so there was one of a gazillion pre-wedding festivities that we Desi's love to do and I was around a lot of smokers

Ghee & cigarettes are a dangerous combo.

B, they were John Players Gold Leafs. They're not crap!

Seriously, you should have kept that to yourself, that brand sounds uber gay.

 

[swag]

The Mucinex man? But he's already settled in...

Who are the ad wizards who came up with the idea of cartoon phlegm as an advertising campaign??

I smoke time to time and this doesn't happen but I'm pretty sure this time around they are to blame One of my cousins is getting married so there was one of a gazillion pre-wedding festivities that we Desi's love to do and I was around a lot of smokers

It's a social and a smoker at the same time.

Next time bring some mesquite chips. Your lungs will at least taste good. :sick:

Has anybody ever written a job proposal to a company before? Not a proposal for funding, but rather a proposal to create a position.

Nope. But it's not a bad idea if you know the company enough, who's hiring, and what they don't have.

Dude, he was wasted, I heard about this at 6am my time ehis morning, that's how fast news travels in the Mountain State.

How's that possible? I thought nobody sobered up in the Mountain State before 10am.

 

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Greg, I didn't say I wasn't drunk, or that I'd even been to bed yet.

 

[swag]

Then how does the state communicate under the conditions? A vomit chain?

 

[.zero]

What up chinks and Fannie Mae's

 

[swag]

What up chinks and Fannie Mae's

...and Desi gays.

What up with u, Dru?

 

[Zé Tahir]

So long as you swallow the dogma of an ancient book, yes it's hard to classify you as a free thinker.

Ooh, how original.

 

[Fred]

So long as you swallow the dogma of an ancient book, yes it's hard to classify you as a free thinker.

So when it comes down to it, in essence whoever isn't an atheist/agnostic is not a free thinker?


Is that limited to those who are born Muslim, or are newly converts to Islam also classified under the non free thinkers?

 

[Gabriel]

Why is Martin always involved in a religious debate?

 

[Red]

Because Martin is God.

 

[Fred]

I thought that was you?

 

[Red]

That was just when Martin was busy.

I was just taking care of things for a while.

 

[Fred]

Talking to yourself again Red??

 

[Gabriel]

If i was God i would be pissed at all those who send those long ass prayers on sunday, my fucking free day. I would send a hurricane their way.

 

[swag]

Why is Martin always involved in a religious debate?

He doesn't understand how otherwise intelligent people can have religious beliefs.

 

[Fred]

Come on spare us, can't you just eliminate the "otherwise"

 

[swag]

If i was God i would be pissed at all those who send those long ass prayers on sunday, my fucking free day. I would send a hurricane their way.

I would get a prayer voice mail system.

Press 1 to ask for money
Press 2 to ask to restore your vision
Press 3 to ask for Juve signing Wayne Rooney...

 

[Gabriel]

I would get a prayer voice mail system.

Press 1 to ask for money
Press 2 to ask to restore your vision
Press 3 to ask for Juve signing Wayne Rooney...

And of course, you can't get forget the "delete all" button.