Gabriel

Killed By Death
May 23, 2010
10,608
Practice what, bestiality positions? :shifty:

Seriously though, why would somebody do that, a girl nonetheless? I've probably went there three times. Doesn't she know that she could lose business?
Maybe she thinks very highly of herself?

Too bad she does your hair, if you tell her to fuck off, you better get another place or she'll fuck it up.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,978
oh come on she cant be that bad :D give her a chance
Dude, uhhh, trust me on this one. She's got a pretty face, but she needs to lose a few gallons of lard.

Plus she was born in late 1991. I'm a believer in the grass on the field premise, but we're probably talking old Tiger Stadium infield here. :shifty:

Maybe she thinks very highly of herself?

Too bad she does your hair, if you tell her to fuck off, you better get another place or she'll fuck it up.
No, she's shy as hell. Doesn't even raise her voice. At times I can't even hear her, but then again, I've wrecked my sound receptors on a Nas, Gang Starr, Wu-Tang and Third Eye Blind binge for the last 6 years.

Milk it Becker

opportunities for free haircuts don't come up too often
Neither do diseases.
 

Gabriel

Killed By Death
May 23, 2010
10,608
Dude, uhhh, trust me on this one. She's got a pretty face, but she needs to lose a few gallons of lard.

Plus she was born in late 1991. I'm a believer in the grass on the field premise, but we're probably talking old Tiger Stadium infield here. :shifty:



No, she's shy as hell. Doesn't even raise her voice. At times I can't even hear her, but then again, I've wrecked my sound receptors on a Nas, Gang Starr, Wu-Tang and Third Eye Blind binge for the last 6 years.



Neither do diseases.

That kills it completely.


But if she was that shy she wouldn't have asked you out?
 

X Æ A-12

Senior Member
Contributor
Sep 4, 2006
88,218
Plus she was born in late 1991. I'm a believer in the grass on the field premise, but we're probably talking old Tiger Stadium infield here. :shifty:



No, she's shy as hell. Doesn't even raise her voice. At times I can't even hear her, but then again, I've wrecked my sound receptors on a Nas, Gang Starr, Wu-Tang and Third Eye Blind binge for the last 6 years.



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:lol:

How do you know the birthday of somebody who just cuts your hair?:shifty:
 

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