What Are You Doing Right Now? (171 Viewers)

[Fred]

I got an email for an interview for a job that pays very well, the company are looking for fresh graduates, the pay is great, but the problem is, its in Abu Dhabi. I can't take the job because i'm doing my Masters next year

 

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[Suns]

Question: This week is Shark Week. Then why the hell aren't any shark shows on??

CRAIG WEEK!!

 

[Zé Tahir]

I was about to write something but Tahir has been sensitive lately.

What does that have to do with me? I like 13 year old girls?

I hate condoms

Shocker! You have like 3 kids in the span of 3 years. Poor Mrs. Alen Ivanovic

 

[Fred]

 

[Enron]

How far would you be going?

10k.

 

[Dragon]

Sum you pay to the bride, bride's dress, bride's wardrobe, the posh wedding party. Its almost a culture for Emirati's to overspend and show off their money, most brides would not accept that their friends got a more expensive wedding than they did. You're average middle class wedding could cost around 100,000$, at the very least.

Same here but it's the bride and her family the ones that are supposed to pay for it

 

[Dragon]

I used to know a guy from UAE. His life was like that. "Oh a birthday, parents bought me a car" etc I kinda wanted to ask "so are you like a prince or..". Never did though.

I was friends with one of the grandsons of Saudi Arabia's king. He had one of the nicest apartments I've ever seen

 

[Fred]

Same here but it's the bride and her family the ones that are supposed to pay for it

Nay, being a girl is profitable business here, the bride doesn't have a lot of expenses

 

[Max]

Just polished off a tub of doce de leite.

 

[swag]

Nay, being a girl is profitable business here, the bride doesn't have a lot of expenses

You have girls? I like girls. How much you want for de girls?

Just polished off a tub of doce de leite.

Dude, I don't wanna ask what that's a euphemism for.

 

[Dragon]

Nay, being a girl is profitable business here, the bride doesn't have a lot of expenses

Man I wanna move to the UAE and have a guy pay for my wedding

Just polished off a tub of doce de leite.

If that's what I think it is... :lick:

 

[Fred]

You have girls? I like girls. How much you want for de girls?



Dude, I don't wanna ask what that's a euphemism for.

Its not like that:faq1:

 

[Fred]

I think i'll call it a night, i hope the garage has my car ready by tomorrow, its been more than a week

 

[swag]

I think i'll call it a night, i hope the garage has my car ready by tomorrow, its been more than a week

I get you car, you get me girls, yes?

 

[Zé Tahir]

Eazy, I finally understand the min release clause nonsense. Bordeux offered 3.5m (his min release fee) for Di Maria and without my say-so needed it got accepted and Di Maria signed with them He's like the best AML in my game. I don't know what I'll do come January

 

[Max]

If that's what I think it is... :lick:

Yessum. You've probably had better because this stuff is store-bought and Brazilian. It's still super-addicting, though.

 

[Gabriel]

Eazy, I finally understand the min release clause nonsense. Bordeux offered 3.5m (his min release fee) for Di Maria and without my say-so needed it got accepted and Di Maria signed with them He's like the best AML in my game. I don't know what I'll do come January

Why would you put a 3.5m min release clause in his contract?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Watching "It's Always Sunny..." having a beer, playing FM.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Miss anything in the past 5 hours?

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

FM is too easy. I went all the way 'til February undefeated with Juve. I'm gonna pick someone like Hellas for a better challenge. I just wanna try to build my super team with Essien, De Rossi and Jovetic first.