Bjerknes

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Mar 16, 2004
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I'm not so good with numbers.
Well, we do need coders though, for our company Terror, Inc. We are a consulting firm that enables different organizations the ability to successfully stage terror attacks and have the blame rest on the shoulders of other groups. What we need our programmers to do is show other programmers how to circumnavigate various security systems and attack government servers.

Cyber attacks are the wave of the future. It's a good business to get into.
 

Bjerknes

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Mar 16, 2004
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ßüякε;2401132 said:
I live my life for the consumption of Oillah and his prophets, Kerosene, Gasoline, Diesel, and the least known, Vaseline.

I am a slave to Oillah and a slave to the Illuminist Brotheroids.

They proclaim:

Oillah Akbar.
 

Martin

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Well, we do need coders though, for our company Terror, Inc. We are a consulting firm that enables different organizations the ability to successfully stage terror attacks and have the blame rest on the shoulders of other groups. What we need our programmers to do is show other programmers how to circumnavigate various security systems and attack government servers.

Cyber attacks are the wave of the future. It's a good business to get into.
I don't know about this man. Two of our brothers just got locked up for this:
jason8 writes with news that two programmers who worked at Bernie Madoff's investment firm have now been indicted on charges of 'conspiracy, falsifying records of a broker-dealer and falsifying records of an investment adviser,' for their role in hiding the firm's activities (PDF) from the SEC and external accountants.
 

icemaη

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Asif dude, what are you doing with that signature? :D
I think it sounds cool :D

Well, we do need coders though, for our company Terror, Inc. We are a consulting firm that enables different organizations the ability to successfully stage terror attacks and have the blame rest on the shoulders of other groups. What we need our programmers to do is show other programmers how to circumnavigate various security systems and attack government servers.

Cyber attacks are the wave of the future. It's a good business to get into.
You would want to think of outsourcing that work to the cheap labour supply in the South Asian countries :agree:
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
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I don't know about this man. Two of our brothers just got locked up for this:
Bah, Bernie Madoff is at the bottom of the food chain. He wasn't even a "Master".

icεmαή;2401163 said:
You would want to think of outsourcing that work to the cheap labour supply in the South Asian countries :agree:
They don't have the expertise. Our clients like to deal with Americans.
 
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    Well, we do need coders though, for our company Terror, Inc. We are a consulting firm that enables different organizations the ability to successfully stage terror attacks and have the blame rest on the shoulders of other groups. What we need our programmers to do is show other programmers how to circumnavigate various security systems and attack government servers.

    Cyber attacks are the wave of the future. It's a good business to get into.
    :agree:

    But we still do old-school suicide bombings.
    Bismoillah!

    Insh'Oillah!
    Looks like 4yo wrote that.
    Don't tempt the Brotheroids to get you.
     

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