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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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I'm at this fried chicken joint in Central Falls. I'm wearing a throwback Jerry rice jersey, beat up jeans and sneakers. And i'm severely overdressed for this establishment. Oooohhh here come my potato wedges. Yummm
Be sure to disinfect before leaving. :sick:

Oh lovely here comes the rhode island branch of The Latin Kings. Hurry up with my chicken breasts!!!
:lol: You got the LKs over there too? They were all over my Chicago haunts in the 80s.
 

The Curr

Senior Member
Feb 3, 2007
33,703
Just got back from work. My :weee:kend starts now.
:weee:



Jews with friends?
[Borat and Azamat, staying at a bed and breakfast, have recently found out the owners are Jewish. In the middle of the night, Borat makes an entry in his video diary.]

Borat: It is three in the morning, and I am in the nest of Jews. They have cleverly shifted their shapes; one of them has taken the form of a little old woman. You can barely see her horns! She has tried to poison me already. These rats are very clever. [hears a noise and turns on the light. He and Azamat see two cockroaches crawling under their bedroom door.]

Azamat: Look! The Jews have shifted their shapes!

Borat: [grabs a wad of cash] Oh God, how much shall I give them?

Azamat: [panicking] I don't know! [Borat throws a dollar bill at the cockroaches] More! Give them more than that! [Borat throws more dollar bills at them] It's not working! Run! Run!
 

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