haha no seriously, my friend and i went up to that guys apartment before we new who he was and what he was like. He invited us up to watch the Cavs or something and we went up there to his apartment and as soon as we got into his house he switched 3 of his TVs to the Playboy channel and asked us if we liked porn and wanted something to drink.
We never went back after that, but he used to follow me and ask me if i liked sex. Sometimes after work he would be outside the mall waiting for me to ask me if i wanted a ride back to the apartment. i had to reroute my entire way to and from work.